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A boy comes home from school and runs to his father. The boy says, "Dad, a boy in my class calls me a gay". "Oh yeah? Well then beat him up!" says his dad. The boy replies, "I can't dad!" "Why not...
An English man is travelling on a train in a European country. His seatmate knows some English, and they end up chatting. The seatmate asks if the English man has children. The man says no. "Ah, so...
An antelope and a lion entered a diner and took a booth near the window. When the waiter approached, the antelope said, “I’ll have a bowl of hay and a side order of radishes.” “And what would your...
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh." "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a...
"Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?" "No sir, it's Google's Pizza." "Did I dial the wrong number? "No sir, Google bought the pizza store." "Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please." "Okay sir,...
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his...
I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you well know some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from one social...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you £10 and a mars bar." The boy refuses and keeps on...
kid comes home from school and asks his father, dad, what's politics?. I'm doing homework on it dad says well, it's pretty simple, son. I do all the work and put the food on the table, so I am the...
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was under the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he...
A young woman had just purchased her dream car, a new BMW convertible, and was having trouble tuning her radio to a station she wanted. She returned to the BMW dealership and confronted the salesman,...
Little girl coming home from a day out with her grandparents. “Daddy, I saw a steamer in the harbour today!” “That’s nice, sweetheart.” says her Dad, “Was it a big one?” ”It was huge.” she replied. “A...
A proper English gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and...
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa & before long, I slipped my hand into her knickers. She asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?" I said, "No, I'd rather we did it here." "Oh I see," she...
Just been to Tesco - was getting a sandwich & some crisps for lunch and the guy at the checkout asked if I wanted to go for a drink...I told him I've got a husband...I told him I was flattered but...
"Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf." "That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to...
I wouldn’t say they were posh, but the toilet coughed before it flushed. I wouldn’t say my wife’s ugly, but the milkman flirts with me. When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn’t take me to...
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her...."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not...
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