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Rondy
A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there... ...
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maggiebee
The vicar was preaching to his congregation… "I've got sad news, he said.  The treasurer, Mr. Greenhill. has absconded with the church funds,so the church is now bankrupt.… before I make an appeal... ...
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Patsy33
Sadly I had to quit my job at the cat shelter, they reduced meowers.
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Rondy
I was rather flattered when my wife said I should have a go at modelling.
Then she gave me an Airfix kit and a tube of glue. ___ I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I... ...
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1ozzy
...Turtles don't fly https://ibb.co/SfMsXTX   ...
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lucannafarmsgummy
Order Now - CLICK HERE Office Website: https://www.wellnesscarepro.com/lucanna-farms-cbd-gummies-buy Lucanna Farms CBD Gummies: - Lucanna Farms CBD Gummies Unlike gummies made with gelatin (which is... ...
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Rondy
Yesterday I received a friendship request from a young attractive girl. ..about 20 to 25 years old...
I was curious.
I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted... ...
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Rondy
This letter was sent to the Toxteth High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle... ...
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Rondy
Rodney says to Trigger," I'm off to America tomorrow ",Trigger Says, "Delawere"? Rodneys says,"I haven't told him Yet." ___ Did you know that farmers who talk to there cows get more milk so it’s in... ...
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Electrochem
2007 Vauxhall Corsa with wide bore exhaust for sale, complete with roof mounted England Flags. £800 ONO. Can be purchased without the flags for £1000
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1ozzy
,, should be a cruciverbalist. https://ibb.co/wB6Jwc9 ...
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Rondy
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - All drinks 10p." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is... ...
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Rondy
When I was a about 10 years old my Mum said to me " Why don't you grow up Stupid"
So I did. ___ I asked a carpet fitter to do a runner for me.
I paid him up front and that's the last I saw of him. ___ I... ...
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Chipchopper
A lorry shed its load of vickes nasal spray on the motorway. Police reported the congestion is now clearing
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Rondy
This chap came up to me and offered Wembley Stadium, Wembley Arena and Wembley Conference Centre.
I thought, he's trying to give me a complex. ___ I find it really difficult to separate fact from... ...
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Chipchopper
The dance floor suddenly went quiet down at the care home when Doris shouted to old Fred, "NO...NO...I SAID I'VE GOT ACUTE ANGINA!"
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jaffa19471
A family died from hyperthermia outside a cinema in December, waiting to see closed for Christmas.
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William51
 Why does England not have a kidney bank?. Because it has a liverpool.  -  Which days of the week are best for work?. Saturdays and Sundays, the rest are weak days.  -  What do you call a soldier... ...
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Rondy
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to... ...
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Rondy
Yesterday I went to the wedding of a couple of young stable hands.
Made a lovely bridle and groom. ___ Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin both knew how to leave audiences speechless.
I guess great... ...

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