Man goes into a cake shop with a lion.
Owner shouts," You can't bring that lion into my cake shop!"
Man replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe, and this is not a cake shop, it's Answerbank!"
Mrs T walks in, and shouts, " Where's the cakes I sent you for? Why have you got the cat with you?
What are you doing in here? This is Answerbank! The cake shop is opposite!"