Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[ladyalex]

Suezy, did you mean Dammit I'm mad ?
That's one of my favourite pallyd.. palinn...sentences that read the same backwards and forwards.

[didoatwork]

Very pleased to meet you Miss Daisy

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, lovely to see you. They are not always if you are clixesdy.

[ladyalex]

Hello Dasiy, thank you for the raffles....worry not, dear, I would not dream of going near your feathers....

What on earth did I miss about the see-through trousers ?

[Lie-in King]

More tailcocks, anyone? Please help yourself from this very heavy tray that I'm carrying around...

[supersuezy24]

No just meant dam as in mad backwards but I don't really know that as I am mad hahah

[ladyalex]

You're carrying in train, LIK in see through trousers ?

I know this is the MOFC, but sometimes things go TOO FAR

[Mamyalynne]

It was himself who said he had a pair Milady, so no injunction required on that one.

[Lie-in King]

Kinky - I'm not "having an affair" with Matron - at least not until she returns my normal trousers!

Noooo, she was ironing them!..

[Mamyalynne]

Heavy tray, what a wimp! Let me carry it then.

[ladyalex]

He *admitted* to see through trousers ?

Are they PVC ?

(bit sweaty, I'd think.)

[boxtops]

Milady, please keep up (she says politely), the Maj is doing his Iggy Pop impression.

[Mamyalynne]

Well you were very wrinkled in the trouser department, be honest.

[alexanderd]

Hello Matron is flexing her muscles I see

[Mamyalynne]

Nobody I repeat nobody post that video again, back in a mo - just off to Youtube.

[boxtops]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQonNrfzzY

[slinky.kate]

maj. please dont two time me ,i dont want to share,can i have 2 tailcocks please til i see reason.

[DTCwordfan]

aahh the raffle - sports goodies this week

* one broken Indian cricket bat
* one small trophy from Lords with old snuff in it.
* one broken Tiger Woods putter
* one broken Darren Clarke Guinness Glass
* one broken silver claret jug (bit of tat actually)
* one Plymouth Argyle FC share
* one book of Weegie Rangers Guide to Scottish swear words (ed B Connolly)
* one test tube of Olympic water that Tom Daley dived in
* one pair of Jockeys with the tag "Seb Coe" in them, whoever he is.

[Mamyalynne]

Double reason or dutch courage ? Go on then seeing as it is you.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no Milady, don't watch or a decline will ensue.