Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, kinky & please don't worry! Viscous rumours & foul calumny's all this is!

[ladyalex]

O M G

Is that LIK in the flesh ?

Or in the see throughs ?

I've come over all unnecessary now.
Burn some feathers someone, Dasiy brought some...

[Mamyalynne]

DT, what wonderful prizes - if I knew what they were that is.

[ladyalex]

I'm in a decline....

[boxtops]

Perhaps the Maj will donate the trousers to the riffle?

[slinky.kate]

i dont want to go to the barn dance with you wearing those trousers maj see if you can borrow a pair of dungarees of uncle joe.

[Lie-in King]

You've slipped, m'lady - allow me to help you up

[DaisyNonna]

Nothing from the England rugby team DT? Surely they have something broken?

[ladyalex]

I'm in a decline here, you know.....

[ladyalex]

Still declining....

[didoatwork]

Someone get Lady Alex a drink, quick

[DaisyNonna]

Did not realise that this was a Latin Grammar Class. Which declension should I have learned for this week?

[DTCwordfan]

Some Riot verse


I sadly watch the Lady's castle
Of once a great nation
To be turned this very night
Into a scene of utter devastation.

Not for freedom or repression
But tailcock drinking and anarchy
Not decent Mamya idealogy
But Lie-In, Nonna and Kinky glee.

It's time the castle police were given free rein
It's time the tailcock-cannon came
It's time for decent ABers to clear the moats
Lets all get plastered, all the same.

[ladyalex]

I'm just coming round, now....

4th declension, Daisy...old ladies with needles in their hands under oak trees and all that...

[Lie-in King]

Come along, m'lady! I've taken the liberty of sticking a bendy straw in your tailcock, to prevent slippage :-)

I mean spillage!

[ladyalex]

Wonderful verse, as per, DT.

Talking of plasterwork do you do cornices ?
We have some egg and dart that could do with a bit of a touch up.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much to all who have helped me out of my decline.

The tailcock is slipping down nicely.

[Mamyalynne]

I am preparing the boiling oil to avert any raiders.

[alexanderd]

Dont mention touch-up Lady A you will get you know who going again

[Lie-in King]

Matron, may I suggest you stick some chips on? Seems a shame to waste it on ne'er-do-wells...