Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once again I find myself as host as her Ladyship and his Ludship are on a Transatlantic meander to see the Son and heir and his fiddler floozy! To think of all the years I cared for that boy and the promises he made to me, that when he was grown, he and I....... But now look cast aside just like his blue fluffy comfort blanket.

Enough of all that, as the stately pile has been so quiet and the weather quite poor, I have fair excelled myself and the buffet sideboard is groaning with tasty treats of all sorts to suit all palates. A wide array of drinks too as is the rule.

This weeks guest tailcock is the Champagnzeeee, a very refreshing number with a hint of grout and a biscuity undertone.

For the waffle I have:

Blue glass rolling pin (small crack)
4 Lavender tea-lights
2 solar lights that only work in the day
Book of Sudoku (half done)

So a big welcome to members old and new. The Butler will take your coats, indeed be wary, he may take anything.

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear, I thought the ladies might enjoy some svelte buttling?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Your felineship. Do tell, which conditioner do you use?

[Mamyalynne]

Who is upset, has there been a spillage, shall I get my mop?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss Daisy! Please have a large tailcock & I shall check - bear with, bear with...

[Lie-in King]

Elvive Royal Jelly Omega 6 - I'm afraid that doesn't mean much to me - all I know is that it was on offer...

There isn't much left in the old packet of pay once m'lady has taken my fee for the privilege of working here...

[albaqwerty]

I love your butling kingy, you do it so well and it puts Mr Alba to shame.

May I just have one of those delicious tailcocks?

[DTCwordfan]

rabbits work better for mopping things up, especially if there is a shortage of loo paper.

[Lie-in King]

You may have two, Miss :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Poor rag tag and bobtail

[DTCwordfan]

there you are, mamya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--kYGbHl1w

[Lie-in King]

May I remind guests that the rofl tickets are on sale from the highly-trained monkey in the gilded playpen by the front door. Matron thought he'd add a little something to the proceedings...

...One rather wishes he hadn't just done that, however

[Mamyalynne]

he hasn't has he??

[Lie-in King]

He did.

I've taken the liberty of chucking the little so-and-so in the arboretum & have firmly locked the doors with the special keys...

[albaqwerty]

phew, I get what you mean kingy. At least bears and rabbits know their place :)

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks your felineship. A large one would be appreciated. Bear with a sore head?

[DTCwordfan]

De AB ladies sing dis song -- Doo-dah! doo-dah!
De Chatterbank track five miles long -- Oh! doo-dah day!
Mamya come down dah wid her hat caved in -- Doo-dah! doo-dah!
She go back home wid a pocket full of tin -- Oh! doo-dah day!


Chorus

Gwine to run all night! Gwine to run all day!
I'll bet my money on de rag tag bob-tail -- Stoke-Maveric bet on de bay!


De long tail Jogger filly and de big black AOG hoss -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
Dey fly de AB track and dey both cut across -- Oh! doo-doc day!
De blind Ed sticken in a big mud hole -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
Can't touch bottom wid Sqad's ten foot pole -- Oh! doo-doc day!


Chorus

Old Lady Alex come on to de track -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
De bob-tail Lud fling her ober his back -- Oh! doo-doc day!
Den fly along like a Al Bags Moor car -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
Runnin' a race with a shootin' bedknobs star -- Oh! doo-doc day!

Chorus

Seen dem flyin' on a ten mile Alba heat -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
Round de AB race track, den rsvp (burp) -- Oh! doo-doc day!
I win my money on de rag bob-tail tag -- Doo-doc! doo-doc!
I keep my money in an old Lottie-bag, ummmm -- Oh! doo-doc day!

Chorus

giveup - soonest as this is so AB gromit incorrect.

[Lie-in King]

Large ones all round...

Well Miss, you may say that bears know the best place for a rabbit...

[Lie-in King]

:-)) @ DT

[giveup]

Do your special keys fit the cellar lock.If they do I will distract Matron and you could find something nice to bribe me with so that the tailcocks effects dont make me spill the beans on staff perks. She tries hard, but it might pay to engage a cocktail waiter.

[DaisyNonna]

So what is the best place for a rabbit? (Cringing at possible answer)