Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once again I find myself as host as her Ladyship and his Ludship are on a Transatlantic meander to see the Son and heir and his fiddler floozy! To think of all the years I cared for that boy and the promises he made to me, that when he was grown, he and I....... But now look cast aside just like his blue fluffy comfort blanket.

Enough of all that, as the stately pile has been so quiet and the weather quite poor, I have fair excelled myself and the buffet sideboard is groaning with tasty treats of all sorts to suit all palates. A wide array of drinks too as is the rule.

This weeks guest tailcock is the Champagnzeeee, a very refreshing number with a hint of grout and a biscuity undertone.

For the waffle I have:

Blue glass rolling pin (small crack)
4 Lavender tea-lights
2 solar lights that only work in the day
Book of Sudoku (half done)

So a big welcome to members old and new. The Butler will take your coats, indeed be wary, he may take anything.

[albaqwerty]

those tailcokcs are very potent indeed

she has a veritable arsenal of listening devices & cameras disguised as the most unlikely things...


I read that as vegetable arsenal, don't ask....

[giveup]

I was fancying a swim in the moat, what is it blocked with? Do I want to know?

[DaisyNonna]

Claws in you cat

[DTCwordfan]

No need to bring those vegetables, Arsenal, into this, alba. We will have all those Man U trolls crawling the grounds

[Mamyalynne]

Not distresssed but the last time any inroads were made into the cellar my DD was increased for months, I have Alfie to feed.

Do hope the frog and the monkey get along.

[Lie-in King]

"You cat"? "You cat"!?

Miss, I'm wounded to the quick.

Daisy, I have unlocked the pool house - much more pleasant!

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em small, get 'em large, they're lovely!

[Lie-in King]

Matron, really! You know very well that the monkey's in the arboretum & the frog's in the tortu... special room.

[DaisyNonna]

Poor baby kitten. Pool house? I don't knock balls across tables.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you for pointing my error out, Miss - I of course meant that Miss giveup should not regard the moat as suitable for swimming...

(sinks an unfeasibly large one...)

[DaisyNonna]

Really need another tailcock and perhaps a little nibble Your Felineship.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks I can provide, Miss - nibbles are on the ginormous buffet table. You can't miss it. No, you really can't. It's over there. Absolutely heaving with nibbles.

[giveup]

How about a paddle then. Strange but the tailcocks seem to have gone to my feet,like albaquertys. Dont mind the odd frog.

[albaqwerty]

I'm liking the taste of the gherkin sandwishes and would recommmend them also the pate (at least I hope it is pate) And I can't do the acute above the e.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou for the tailcock. What a beautiful table! So sad that it is retching. Or is it trying too hard to pull itself towards the door? Perhaps if I fill a plate with a few little sofas it will feel better.

[Lie-in King]

He is certainly odd, Miss! If you're going to go moat-paddling, I shall fetch the industrial-sized tub of Swarfega...

Matron will be pleased that you're enjoying the paté, Miss.

[albaqwerty]

It is an interesting flavour.

Matron, does Alfie get any little treats from the buffette table.

Kingy, show-off:D x

[ttfn]

Good evening, one and all. Hope everyone is well. I have just popped in for a moment or two of freedom from rustication. I find the fresh air of the countryside very tiring - or is it the Courvoisier? Nay matter :)

[Lie-in King]

Right - the frog's back on his hook, the monkey's got some bananas & I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

I mean I've got a tray full of tailcocks - has anyone seen Matron. The rofl will need drawing soon & m'lady informed of her inevitable prizes by email...

[DTCwordfan]

am off - so will say night to y'all.....

[Mamyalynne]

So sorry to have been called away, though I fear it was a ploy as seems to have been a false alarm.
So glad the comestibles are well received .

Welcome Ena, how is the country air? Rarefied I hope.