Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once again I find myself as host as her Ladyship and his Ludship are on a Transatlantic meander to see the Son and heir and his fiddler floozy! To think of all the years I cared for that boy and the promises he made to me, that when he was grown, he and I....... But now look cast aside just like his blue fluffy comfort blanket.

Enough of all that, as the stately pile has been so quiet and the weather quite poor, I have fair excelled myself and the buffet sideboard is groaning with tasty treats of all sorts to suit all palates. A wide array of drinks too as is the rule.

This weeks guest tailcock is the Champagnzeeee, a very refreshing number with a hint of grout and a biscuity undertone.

For the waffle I have:

Blue glass rolling pin (small crack)
4 Lavender tea-lights
2 solar lights that only work in the day
Book of Sudoku (half done)

So a big welcome to members old and new. The Butler will take your coats, indeed be wary, he may take anything.

[giveup]

Welcome ttfn, be careful with the tailcocks, bit strong tonight. (but very Refreshing) Waiting for the riffle to be drawn.

[Lie-in King]

Hello, Miss! Have a tailcock - it's a Champagnzeeee...

May I enquire how much steel wool was required to remove the rust & were you able to reach ok?

[ttfn]

Hello Maj - still buttling away? Personally, I see no need for her ladyship's prize-winning to be 'inevitable'. After all, it is the exception that proves the rule - is it not? I may even buy a raffle ticket tonight ;) Mamya has probably gone underground or undergrowth, yet again, other wise called a ciggie break - just look for a little plume of smoke in the grounds somewhere.

[Mamyalynne]

I came back and no one noticed - sob!!

[Mamyalynne]

This weeks rofl tickets are Number mustard.

[Lie-in King]

Hooray for Matron!! She's back!! Hooray again!!

[ttfn]

So sorry, Mamya. You are too light-footed for your own good ;) Mustard? Mustardmit I have not bought a ticket yet. Can you please give me a clue to the numbers that may be drawn (one is a pensioner and does not wish to waste any pennies) ? :p

[DaisyNonna]

Of course your nuts would be chocolate coloured. I fear for the frog.

[Mamyalynne]

The winning colours are

63
77
89
14
21
40
33
12

No squabbling at the prize table, hope I win the shorts leg.

[Lie-in King]

Fear not Miss, the frog is enjoying his paté. He has also had an éclair.

[giveup]

We noticed you were back , did'nt want to embarass you, presumed you were watching Million Pound Drop. Won't report it to milady when she returns.

[ttfn]

I am a devotee of WD40 your Maj, not really bothered about the colour - I am free and easy <<waits for Matron to pick that one up>> Thank you giveup - I thought it was time I showed my physiognomy once more, so those of a sensitive dispsosition should look away now :)

[albaqwerty]

ho-hum, nothing for me in the riffle tonight.

However, those tail-cocks are a must have!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

An éclair - has he indeed!

[Lie-in King]

The monkey had a crêpe

[ttfn]

Eclair de loon?

[ttfn]

I hope the monkey feels much better after it, too.

[DaisyNonna]

The generic Miss is rather confusing. Or is that the idea?

[Mamyalynne]

Well you can clear up after him, he is your monkey Maj.

Free and easy, erm yes that covers it.

[giveup]

I shall be leaving shortly. Would it be in order to fill a doggy bag.