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[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[giveup]

Once again I miss out on the riffle .What does one have to do to win. The smell of mothballs is getting worse,take pity on me please.

[Mamyalynne]

I have some febreeze, need to spray these coats as Garfield had hidden them in the elephant house, he grew up in the war you know.

Shall I squirt you?

[giveup]

Have never tried febreze, is it as tasty as the tailcocks? Do you get it with a cherry and a parasol.

[Mamyalynne]

I have never imbibed it, have another drink, will take your mind off the smell of Camphor.

[DTCwordfan]

I have heard of a sea breeze but never a febreze.....a sea breeze makes me fall under the funiture not on it.......

[DaisyNonna]

Give up, perhaps you should appreciate that camphor also clears congestion.

[Mamyalynne]

Anyone want the last of the Tagine then I can put the pot in to soak?

[giveup]

Thats probably why some people have left already. I,m still waiting to demonstrate my Paso Doble while I am still standing

[Mamyalynne]

They come eat and drink then wander off, we try our best, shall I get the Gramophone out for a tune you could dance to?

[DTCwordfan]

I am interested to see your horizontal Paso Doble, give-up, could be an excellent cabaret act......

[Mamyalynne]

Interesting it would be, I can jive lay down too.

[DaisyNonna]

Anybody up for an Argentine Tango? Got some spray tan in my coat pocket. That is if my coat is still on the premises.

[giveup]

Still upright at present.Waiting for my febreze cocktail. (staff a bit thin on the ground this evening)Whether upright or horizontal you will never forget my performance I can assure you.

[Mamyalynne]

Febreeze first, spray tan next (don't get mixed up) I have retrieved the coats and they smell ok considering.

[DTCwordfan]

well I am going to retire, Mamya, the call of the rugby ball early tomorrow (but probably not the 4am-er)......night all and keep the tails flowing......

[Mamyalynne]

Night DTC, safe journey and enjoy the sport of the odd shaped ball.

[giveup]

Good night DTc hope you dont regret missing my performance. Gand Prix tomorrow as well.

[DaisyNonna]

Not Ireland v USA? I will bravely hold out until 9.10. South Africa v Wales

[DTCwordfan]

I have USA affiliations - after today, who knows what could happen....and Ireland come off a string of losses...night all. Guinness at 7am?

[giveup]

Good night all. Many thanks for a lovely evening.Need to be awake in time for The Archers.