Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[Mamyalynne]

I doubt it, he is a bit of a hoarder I know where they will be, he grew up in the war you know.

[Lie-in King]

Sigh.

Most amusing, Matron. Have another drinky-winky, do.

May I remind guests to purchase their rofl tickets in good time for the scam.

..The DRAW, I mean the DRAW!

[giveup]

Poor Garfield, I wonder whether he could be helped by joining his local branch of "The Bewildered Society". I have found them a great help (when I can find them)

[DTCwordfan]

well this Last Tight of the Dommes is proving to be a bit of the proverbial "Curates Egg"


The bishop says, "I'm afraid you've got a bad egg, Mr Jones." The curate replies, "Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!"

[DTCwordfan]

Lang Lang being brilliant and the rest a bit of a Moat yawn.......have the peasants gone home yet?

[Mamyalynne]

Don't have to look far for the bewildered giveup, they live next door.

[DaisyNonna]

Land of Dope and Tory

[Lie-in King]

Agreed DT, though even on one's favourite album, there'll be a track you don't enjoy as much as the others...

[Mamyalynne]

I'll drink to that Daisy, Butler!! More drinks please.

[giveup]

Sound like my neighbours Matron.

[Lie-in King]

Bit serious for this thread!

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em before they start "Climb Every Mountain", they're lovely!

[Lie-in King]

Earplugs, Matron?

Please.

[DTCwordfan]

I hear "Dick Smegg" is making a secondary "solo" performance to sing Land of Dope and Tory.

[DaisyNonna]

Who bewitched them? Are they bovvered? No wonder they're bewildered.

[Mamyalynne]

I think it may be ruffle time, this weeks tickets are number buff.

[Lie-in King]

As indeed am I, Miss...

Was that a forlorn cry for a refill? Allow me :-)

[Lie-in King]

Ah, the prime number!

[giveup]

Have I missed the draw, I'm hoping for the wine gums or the Soir de Paris . My Ball Gown has a distinct aroma of mothballs so a good squirt of perfume might help alleviate the problem.

[DaisyNonna]

Quick Your Purrship another tailcock before I lose again

[Mamyalynne]

Winning colours are :

33
41
87
95
62
17
53
71
44
13