Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening every one, sorry to be a little late in opening up, but Garfield the handyman had changed the code on the Portcullis and failed to tell me the new one - in truth I think he was distracted by the new fangled tellyvisual box he now has in his lean to at the side of the old stables.

Firstly absences :
MyLud and Lady are still in the land of large dentures.

TTFN is resting/rusting in rural climes (may pop by if the compost has kept the generator going)

Alexanderd is off to a speech at the dolls hospital or something along those lines.

This weeks guest Tailcock is the Rhodfryx a touch Welsh and a bit camp, very fresh and a perfect companion to my Lamb Tagine which bubbles on the Aga, To go with this there are warm flatbreads and a vegetable Pilaf.

For those requiring a lighter bite, there are the usual tasty nibbles as well as the best wines I could sneak out of the cellar. Please ask the Butler if you need refills or any other assistance (within the bounds of decency of course).

For the rufflet I have :

Book of Birds of Eastern Europe
A 10 shilling note
Pine Loo rim block refill
bag of green wine gums

So settle in and get snug.

Mamya ♥

[Lie-in King]

Buttling as fast as allowable in these trousers, Miss!

There we are, a large one...

[Mamyalynne]

Comedy gold indeed!

[slinky.kate]

maj can you find my coat,son is awaiting,see you in crosswords(nod nod,wink wink.x x x :-))

[TonyV]

hi Mamma - sorry late - any tailcocks left

[Lie-in King]

Quite, Matron. It is hilarious that once again I have failed to win.

Incidentally, the frog is back on his hook, having caused no trouble this week - has the vet been round again?

[DaisyNonna]

Ever thought of a sarong instead? King Sarong has a certain je ne sais quoi about it

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Miss kinky, your coat always has pride of place on the list.

I wish you a safe journey to the neighbouring topic :-)

Good evening, Master Tony - a large one for you, shaken & stirred, as is your preference...

[Mamyalynne]

Kate Have you a speck of soot in your eye? Travel safely and goodnight.

Tonyv welcome and of course plenty drinks left.

Daisy don't encourage him, only just got him out of that ball gown.

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Tony. Keep a firm hold on your coat if you don't want it to become a stole.

[slinky.kate]

yes mamya,quite sooty and sweep in ere'so goodnight all,

[Lie-in King]

I believe Miss Daisy is casting nasturtiums...

[Mamyalynne]

Night Slinky.

Not at you Maj it is Garfield has been sneaking into the cloakroom, I will sort him out never fear.

[TonyV]

Hello Pepes

[Mamyalynne]

Ho Tony how are you? You have been quiet lately, do you have a full glass?

[DaisyNonna]

You could try planting some Thrift

[Mamyalynne]

Thrift is so pretty I do agree.

[Lie-in King]

Oh good grief...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks, get 'em before the Royal Horticultural Society drink 'em all, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

You may take your mid shift break now dear Maj, try to be back for tidying up time please.

[Lie-in King]

Hmph. One can take a hint. One shall naff off for the footy. One shall snaffle a bucket of booze on the way out.

One shall be back.