Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old.

Once more the drawbridge is down and I am throwing the doors open to you all. Her Ladyship is a little delayed - no doubt high tea has developed into an evening soiree, such is the way with the aristocracy. However I did not want anyone to be waiting outside in this chill damp air.

The buffet sideboard is as usual laden with delights and I have a huge pot of freshly made wild mushroom soup on the Aga.

This week's guest Tailcock is the 'Biker-boot' a real kick-start to the night and does 0-60 erm, very quickly.

My contribution to the Rofl:
4 rolled up newspapers
Empty cookie tin (model of a tractor)
2 pairs of fishnet pop sox (one lilac one lime)

So gather round and we shall have fun.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Miss sibton - allow me to hide your coat - thank you.

The tailcock is the 'Biker-boot' - may I suggest copious quantities & that you steer clear of the "soup"?

[ladyalex]

Hurrah!

♪ Hold a chicken in the air ♪

[DaisyNonna]

Apologies your Felineship, I had forgotten your convalescence. Just keep the booze coming my way.

[Lie-in King]

Good grief...

[Meg]

Well, they are sitting in a draught, but happily playing chess.
I've done you a favour Milady.
Now having a little kip on the servants settee.
Flipping mushroom soup, no wonder I haven,t frequentely much lately

[ladyalex]

Didn't know we had kippers in....looks like a good breakfast tomorrow then...

[Psybbo]

OOH Thank you LIK and hello all, thank you for you hospitality Ladyalex, must go and dry out by the aga

[Mamyalynne]

♫ Hi ho silver lining, away we goooooooooooo ♫

My Alfie is wonderful isn't he?? Agouti of the year - Butle another brew please.

[Lie-in King]

"Butle another brew please" ??

Certainly, Matron...

[DaisyNonna]

Breakfast. Boiled eggs with soldiers! Will swap my boiled eggs for your sodiers. Or sailors, or airmen.

[ladyalex]

Could be worse, LIK. You might have to cobble...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TEs5srz24

[Lie-in King]

I shan't need to at all, m'lady - we appear to have a surfeit of cobblers...

[Meg]

Right, I'm off to the bridal suite, shall have a lie in tomorrow will leave my good lady to sort Alex and Joe out. Ha, !! that's Joe off my hands!!

[Mamyalynne]

Men in uniform!!!

♫ There's something about a soldier ♫

[Lie-in King]

Miss meg, may I ask for clarification regarding - "...shall have a lie-in tomorrow" ?

[ladyalex]

♪ Heart of Oak ♪

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA

[Meg]

Right, this is getting ridicuolous, lions, polar bears, got up too have a wee, flipping walrus outside the guest bedroom.
I give up!!!!

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps we could fry some eggs now instead of boiling them in the morning. Walk out of the kitchen. Alarm goes off. Those gorgeous firemen come back. Lovely uniforms.

[ladyalex]

Some people might like a walrus view from their room...sniff, huff....

[Lie-in King]

Has anyone seen Matron? I believe her trolley might be needed...

In the meantime - Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before the soup wears off, they're lovely!