Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old.

Once more the drawbridge is down and I am throwing the doors open to you all. Her Ladyship is a little delayed - no doubt high tea has developed into an evening soiree, such is the way with the aristocracy. However I did not want anyone to be waiting outside in this chill damp air.

The buffet sideboard is as usual laden with delights and I have a huge pot of freshly made wild mushroom soup on the Aga.

This week's guest Tailcock is the 'Biker-boot' a real kick-start to the night and does 0-60 erm, very quickly.

My contribution to the Rofl:
4 rolled up newspapers
Empty cookie tin (model of a tractor)
2 pairs of fishnet pop sox (one lilac one lime)

So gather round and we shall have fun.

[ladyalex]

The voice of sanity...I'll have another biker-boot.
When's the raffle ?

[Mamyalynne]

♫ nee naw nee naw ♫ someone want meds - only nipped out for a ciggy

[Psybbo]

http://www.youtube.co...ure=player_detailpage
for matron night night, curled up on sofa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM_ClZnBz4U&feature=player_detailpage

[Meg]

Mr King, much as I would like to get to know you better I think we shall keep things to a bit of banter for the time being. However, if you would like to whisk me away on a luxurious jaunt I may change my feelings towards you.

[Lie-in King]

May I ask whether m'lady has chosen the prizes she intends to win this week? Or are we leaving it to chance, perhaps?

Ha. Ha.

[DaisyNonna]

Your Felineship seems to have ignored my plea to keep the intoxicants flowing.

[Mamyalynne]

Meg, really your Wigan traits are showing - tut.

[Lie-in King]

Au contraire, Miss Daisy, I have been passing amongst the guests with a fully-laden tray - please, allow me...

[Mamyalynne]

Come and get yer tickets they are useless but.......

♫ I should be so lucky....♫

[Meg]

I take offence at that mamya, just trying to make friends with the lion. Please may I withdraw my hand cuffs from the raffle heh heh!!

[Mamyalynne]

Drat I had plans for those too.

[Mamyalynne]

There are always the shears tho, hummm

[Lie-in King]

Thank you Matron, I have purchased some losing tickets...

[alexanderd]

Sorry for absence, had to take a phone-call from sis in Oz, have I missed anyone or thing?

[ladyalex]

I cannot think what you all mean.
I happen to be a lucky person.

[Lie-in King]

Very droll, m'lady.

[ladyalex]

alexanderd, there were so many things happening tonight it was like the 1001 Nights here...soup, community singing, swimming, calling out the emergency services...cobbling...I could go on.
Hope sis is OK. Do you skype?

[Mamyalynne]

Well as I opened I shall draw the rofl

tickets are number Buff

[ladyalex]

I resemble that remark, LIK..I am not a troll

[Mamyalynne]

Winning colours are

66
54
21
33
90
17
89