Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)

Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening

carriages at midnight.

[Igor61]

A nippy sweetie could be one of a few things Madame Daisy.
It could indeed be a glacier mint or else it could be a "chippy" person usually female, indeed the deputy leader of the SNP is often referred to as a "nippy sweetie" (though entre nous Madame always mute the tv when she or any of her crown come on)
Nippy can also mean quick just like those lovely ladies in the Lyons Corner Houses - happy days!

[DTCwordfan]

Late in tonight.....phew - foul or fowl out there.

Box of chicken feathers
Box of Dog's hair
4 logs
One bent poker
3 Aces of Clubs
1 Piranha called Dentist.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, is your dob's name Bow, to rhyme with bow wow or Coe?

[nungate]

Hello and welcome DT. May I ask why you were even out in such fowl weather?

[Psybbo]

Sorry, nodded off there, has someone set the house on fire , what's happening? Igor help

[DaisyNonna]

Evening DT. Logs? Perhaps you could explain them to me. Rubbish at Maths.

[DTCwordfan]

the expedition into the wilderness to seek out wilderbeest going by the name of Ch-Knees-Taka-Wai.......so supper could be plovided.

[nungate]

Ah so DT

[DTCwordfan]

I need some meths to do that, Daisy.....

[tonyav]

Tony chucks a bucket of water over Psybbo

I don't know Daisy, it's just a name my youngest daughter chose.

Evening DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Don't think Arrse-holes were on the menu tonight, nungate.....I may be wrong, as Ho was on duty

[Igor61]

Please calm yourself Madame Sib, you must have nodded off by the fire. The Towers are fine the only fires are burning merrily in the proper places. DT Sir brought in some logs nothing to worry about. Have a chocolate, Madame has them sent up from Charbonnel et Walker

[DaisyNonna]

I gnu you would be hungry.

[nungate]

..... :-)

[nungate]

I'm a gnu, how do you do?

[tonyav]

Tony brings a towel for Psybbo.

[DTCwordfan]

The choccies are charred and walking off - now I've see everything......

[nungate]

we aim to please

[DaisyNonna]

I tend to do things in a hurry. Thank goodness I was not named Patience.

[Igor61]

Belle has sent a nice cosy bathrobe for you to put on Madame Sibs