Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)

Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening

carriages at midnight.

[DaisyNonna]

Spirits DT? Got some Scotch in my emergency kit.

[tonyav]

Well thank gawd for that then Daisy, I could do with my spirits being raised.

[DTCwordfan]

Daisy doesn't wear Speedos, does she?

[nungate]

Spirits? Do we need to dig out the Ouija board?

[DaisyNonna]

I beg your pardon DT. To what are you referring?

[Psybbo]

Spirits, Dt, yes please, gives Tony a dirty look

[tonyav]

gives Tony a dirty look

Doh, Tony hides behind DT.

[nungate]

I think he's getting on about how swift you are, speedy might have been more apt. Budgie smugglers are not permitted at the Towers

[DTCwordfan]

Knew that would get Daisy going.....hee hee[i

Sibs - any room for two in that bathroom robe - [i] ducking as a bucket comes my way from Daisy]

[tonyav]

Well how about if I remove the budgie though, nungate.

[Psybbo]

Come on in DT, plenty of room I so wanted to say that in French, but gave up, could only think of 'entre dans' x

[DTCwordfan]

Be careful, tone, wendi may get very upset if you move a fevver on the Sout American squawkie.....

[nungate]

no budgies to remove as the smugglers are not allowed over this threshold!

[DaisyNonna]

If you wish to be rude to me then it will only work if you stop being obtuse.
Have no idea to what you are referring.
Igor, please replenish my refreshment.

[DTCwordfan]

"Il devrait y avoir beaucoup de place, voici"

[Igor61]

I have your Nippy sweetie here Madame Daisy.
Tell me, are Eric and Malkin salfey ensconced in the snug or have they gone off to play with the Towers cats? They'd better be careful of that Teddy one, looks like butter wouldn't melt but he sneaks up on computers (ask the young Madame) touch of larceny about him I think

[DTCwordfan]

Be careful, Igor, such comments may have you in chains.....another bucket of the tail please.....hic. Talking about hics, we haven't seen minty around here for a while.

[DTCwordfan]

ps Daisy - not being rude, just teasing,.......

[tonyav]

AH yes DT, I had quite forgotten about wendi.

Ok nungate, I'll stop smuggling right now. except on the North coast of Cornwall !.

[nungate]

No, we haven't seen Minty around here for some time. Belle still has one of her pink Sparklies waiting for her