Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I throw open the doors and welcome you to pop in for a chat and maybe share a tailcock or too. Her Ladyship and His Lordship are still otherwise engaged and the notion of my position is being pushed to it's utmost.
The long Gallery is currently out of bounds due to the rampant dry rot, a donations box is in the vestibule for contributions to the restoration fund. Therefore drinks and nibbles (of which there is a plethora, thanks to guidance from Mercia) are served in the Billiard room, please do not uncover the baize or I will end up paying.
Last week was very quiet so the raffle prizes are rolled over, I can however add;
A pincushion
half bottle of syrup of figs
and a bath plug. (other donations welcome)
So enjoy.

[slinky.kate]

while its quiet in here i will just go and take my washing in

[Mamyalynne]

Top up dear.....Mamya mutters ruddy salt cellar, what is the old bat going on about

[Mamyalynne]

Don't mention the neck,....oops too late!!

[slinky.kate]

she is waiting for you to go to the chippie

[ttfn]

Excuse me mamya! Who mentioned Cerebos first?
I am having a roll over weekend boxy - this jumper is a tad ott but it will keep the scrag end warm, thanks

[ttfn]

Talking of ott how is the guest boudoir now boxy - all set for the immigrants coming soon?

[alexanderd]

ttfn I dont take offence very easily mainly because the neighbours stole it, a hole in the stem of your glass? Not your usual pint pot then?

[Mamyalynne]

Are your batteries low? shall I shout, CERBERUS!! never mind hic!

Katy I do hope you haven't dripped your laundry over my floor.

[ttfn]

No Alex I think my pontil may have dropped out - oh the joys of old age
No need to shout mamya I am not de..........oh yes I am!

[boxtops]

I like sea salt with my tequila mamya please, none of this Cerebos stuff!

ttfn we are getting there, pretty well on target that you - the immigrants from Summeret will be here on Friday!

[boxtops]

^^ Summerzet I lost my zz

[alexanderd]

could we have some cider next wek then?

[ttfn]

Well done boxy. I like the colour chart you are wearing - all that in one room - very avant garde my dear. Has mamya any lemons for your slammer?
Psssttttt Alex - I haven't any money for the collection thingy - anyone got any spare buttons to save my embarrassment?

[boxtops]

ttfn, if you put your buttons in the collection, your coms will fall off. Please think again.

[alexanderd]

ttfn (whispers),,here are a couple of farthings dont tell anyone or they will all be here

[ttfn]

That was below the belt boxy - thank you Alex a real gent you are ♥
Has mamya gone to find her Saxa to play us a tune now?

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy you are refurbing your nest how marvellous, yes we have lemons where do you want them slamming.

I must say the collection box is getting quite weighty so soon too.

[boxtops]

alexander, possibly not. It is the Regatta here next weekend so I am going to have to send my apologies to MOFC next week, about this time we will be preparing for the Rotary Club fireworks over the harbour.

[ttfn]

Bet it is all Catherine Wheels!

[Mamyalynne]

Not fireworks again, is there no occasion without them? Do hope you do have a good time, will the Commodore be there.