Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Once more I throw open the doors and welcome you to pop in for a chat and maybe share a tailcock or too. Her Ladyship and His Lordship are still otherwise engaged and the notion of my position is being pushed to it's utmost.
The long Gallery is currently out of bounds due to the rampant dry rot, a donations box is in the vestibule for contributions to the restoration fund. Therefore drinks and nibbles (of which there is a plethora, thanks to guidance from Mercia) are served in the Billiard room, please do not uncover the baize or I will end up paying.
Last week was very quiet so the raffle prizes are rolled over, I can however add;
A pincushion
half bottle of syrup of figs
and a bath plug. (other donations welcome)
So enjoy.

[Mamyalynne]

I never thought to check the thread but it does not fit the bath in the upper lower ablution suite.

[hetherington]

welllll they all look so young these days and I do so need the bath plug to keep all the vodka from going away when I have a bath!

[alexanderd]

slinky I am in this guise because i am in disguise, pass the ottle please ttfn I need a refill

[alexanderd]

the bottle as well if you done mind

[slinky.kate]

its nae good for your bath then

[ttfn]

Alez you could have used the constabule and had a brush with the law to save your fine locks getting all sooted

[hetherington]

got my tickets thanks do I need to sew with all this thread going aroiund

[boxtops]

Dear me, you are all discombobulated in here already! I have to depart me dears, so i will wish you adieu and leave you all in your various states of disarray (mamya, the cardi goes OVER the top....) nite nite all ♥

[ttfn]

Alex so sorry I nearly nodded off then spelling your name - you may have a carafe - I can't spell buttle tonight, or would you prefer a carboy? Oh no, I am forgetting again RAF not RN ttfn!

[slinky.kate]

night boxy x x x
mamya get your legs out of the sleeves or you will do yourself an injury

[Meg]

Panic over, realised I was on the last page already. Bottle after you Alex please.
Can't believe I got that baffled over a bath plug!!
I don't even have a bath :(

[ttfn]

What a right shower you are tonight meg. How about some music for dancing- mamya looks in need of as twirl or two. I would but for 2 things - my left feet and the fact I got up at 4.00 a.m. today.

[ttfn]

<<<<waves, a little belatedly>>>> night boxy.

[slinky.kate]

god this rum is good(smacking lips)

[alexanderd]

I have worked out the anagram slinky it is god this rum is good

[Meg]

We've had a lot of showers today, now the fireworks are going off again.
Shall go anmd check the animals.

[Mamyalynne]

I might as well put it on a drip for you old soaks, glad you are entertaining yourselves, I am not being much good in the hospitality department.

Goodnight Boxy, pass the gockle someone.

[slinky.kate]

thats a belter of an anagram alex you were very quick

[alexanderd]

Dont undervalue yourself Mamy we will all put in agood word for you when Ladyalex returns. We will spend the next week thinking of the word

[slinky.kate]

i think i'll have another weeee tipple before i go,any crisps to dip in the gin dip