Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[ladyalex]

Poor boxtops. We all feel for you. Any better yet ?

[boxtops]

I've got a part-used jar of Marmite - it looks perfectly good and I was eating it until yesterday, when I realised that it had Best Before June 2008.

[ladyalex]

No need for you to take your books home. We find that things always 'come in for something' at the Big House.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady, Just in case you cannot get out because of the snow I have brought some faggots and mushy peas to pop in your freezer. Just the thing for a chilly night. Hope you havesome malt vinegar to bo with the peas. Chips go well too. More vinegar.
Oh and some indigestion tablets for the riffly thngy.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Marmite yummy. never goes off, did you know if you whip it ,it turns white?

Shorthand books, well I will pass on those a bit outdated eh.

[mrs.chappie]

Good evening all!

I apologise for my late arrival - my chauffeur put me on the wrong bus. :o(

[starone]

Of course mamya - that's why I wanted to get rid of them, but being the original scrooge it went against the grain to throw them away. I believe they make good fire lighters if you roll up the pages really tight. I suspect that's how they will end up.

[slinky.kate]

puff pant''' i had the police after me trying to take the carpet beater of me they said it was a weapon,but i told them it was for your raffle but they dont believe me,so hope you dont mind but they are coming over later to check us out'nudge nudge'wink,wink'
they are a bit of all right.so this is for the raffle,carpet beater(i got a new hoover thing)steel comb(great for back combing your hair)and a blue hairnet.can i have a can of diet coke please.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening MrsC and Slinky, ooh a carpet beater eh, mine is a bit tatty so that's good.

We have not had the men in uniform since before xmas, so that will be good.

Diet Coke coming up

[starone]

Is Marmite like honey then, I thought that was the only food that never went off, just went a bit sugary if left too long. I just threw a pot of something away couldn't see what it was it was so green and lumpy. Shall really have to watch these use by dates a bit more carefully.
Slinky, aren't those steel combs for getting rid of nits?

[mrs.chappie]

Mammy, the lovely MarkRae has been handcuffed to the headboard since Thursday. Shall I go and untie him?

[starone]

Who's been looking after him? And what's your excuse, whoever you are.

[slinky.kate]

glad your happy mamya , i told them you were in charge of guests so do your usual with the handcuffs,but be careful with their maze perfume,they pointed it at me.so i ran?????

[Mamyalynne]

Whose headbaord, that is what I want to know. He once offered to whisk me off to France.

[DaisyNonna]

If we stoked up the fire and added the crayons and the duraglit do you think we could get the chimney to catch fire and get those fabulous firefighters here? So masterful and classy, Community Support Officers just don't have the same elan.

[boxtops]

Perhaps I'll fish the Marmite out of the bin, then!! Yes thank you - two doses are making the "condition" slightly better already (I hope it wasn't the Marmite wot dunnit).

[Mamyalynne]

The Constabulary don't scare me at all, I will set Alfi on them, perhaps not he is so gentle.

[slinky.kate]

starbucket,this comb has a long handle,i thought it was to fluff your hair up

[ladyalex]

Since when have my headboards been used for nefarious purposes ?

Handcuffs indeed.

Keep Alfie on standby, Mamya. His gentle touch may be exactly what the police will respond to. (Remember the old Telly prog ?)

[ladyalex]

Is it not for stabbing the nits, slinky ?