Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[Mamyalynne]

'Softly Softly' remember it well.

[ladyalex]

Dah dah daaah , dah dah dah daaah dah

[mrs.chappie]

No need to worry about him, Starbo - I've fed him very well. In fact, only today I made him a lovely Raspberry Pavlova with fresh strawberries.

Mammy, do you not recall luring him to your boudoir?

[Mamyalynne]

Things are a bit hazy now you mention it.

[slinky.kate]

the one i have for nits is called a bonecomb,my granny gave me it when i started school,everyone else got new shoes,i got a bonecomb?

[Mamyalynne]

Shoeless but also nitless, look on the bright side.

[slinky.kate]

also left brainless,with all the nit picking.

[mrs.chappie]

Bad news mammy. The ‘bargain’ cuckoo clock from Honest Bob’s Finest Antiques is riddled with woodworm and the cuckoo is, in fact, a plastic budgie.

Did you not wonder why it was going cheap?

[Mamyalynne]

Been done again have we, co hope it has spread to the chippendales.

[petal54]

hi all,just a short visit early curfew tonight,our clock goes'moooo' after Bigs sat on it

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Petal, time for a quick drinky?

[boxtops]

No Mrs C - if it's a budgie, it was going cheep.

[petal54]

love 1,steady the ol wobbly legs

[mrs.chappie]

I'm still waiting for my pint of bitter, mammy (with a sherry glass on the side, of course. We all know laydees don't drink out of pint glasses).

[Mamyalynne]

Here we go am laden with all drinks orders, don't forget you can help yourself too to refills.

[petal54]

would the subs. stretch to a bar steward?take the pressure off the bunions

[DaisyNonna]

Can't refill what wasn't filled

[mrs.chappie]

Mind your language, petal. We'll have none of that in this fine establishment.

[starone]

Oh, sorry slinky, I thought it was one of those short ones with no handle. And yes, ladyalex, thinking back to my very young youth it felt as if the nits were being stabbed, and my head. I wonder if my mother deliberately mised the nits?

[Mamyalynne]

I have delivered a tray of requested drinks, who have I missed, do speak up my ear trumpet is a bit clogged up.