Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[petal54]

would you like some olive oil for the trumpet wax,mamya?

[DaisyNonna]

Mine's a G&T please.

[starone]

With regard to Mrs. C's remark about pint glasses, I don't mind a bit having my sherry in a pint glass. It will save going up for refills.

[Mamyalynne]

G&T and a pint of sherry coming up.

Petal that is kind of you, may free it up a bit.

[mrs.chappie]

Mammy, I took the liberty of posting a netbook to Ena in the countryside. Unfortunately I selected a homing pigeon and it has just returned with the netbook. :o(

[petal54]

you're welcome mamya,must toddle off,the ankle bracelet has rung at the office,so'd better get home!

[Mamyalynne]

Night Petal, see you anon.xxx

MrsC that was a kind thought , maybe they are in a twilight zone the pigeon could not home in on.

[mrs.chappie]

Yes mammy, he sometimes goes slightly off course in the dark.

[ladyalex]

I'm back.

I crashed again. Pesky thing.

Can I have a double strength pint of pernod and bailleys tailcock , please ?

All this struggling with machinery takes it out of you.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Milady here you go, do you want me to up the steam control for you?

[Meg]

Confused as usual, been here there and every where!!

[ladyalex]

I certainly need help with this.....

Hello Meg.
Are you doing fortunes again this week ?
I'll be telling this computer its fortune soon...

[Mamyalynne]

Hello confused from Wigan , welcome what can I get you?

[ladyalex]

Thank yo for the tailcock , Mamya. What would we do without you ?

[starone]

Miss Meg - are you telling fortunes again this week. I didn't like the prices you charged very much. And I didn't meet a tall dark handsome man with eyes of blue and a golden tan. And he didn't have strong white teeth like Joel McCrea either. I did, however meet a short hairy blond man so I suppose that will have to do to go on with.

[DaisyNonna]

Meeting any man would be a bonus.

[mrs.chappie]

Starbo, you are six foot two. Be reasonable. If you court a short, hairy man, you are never gonna see eye to eye.

[ladyalex]

Wish I was tall........shortest in the family me.....always thought it was unfair.....should have grown at least another inch....

[Mamyalynne]

Are you looking for love, Daisy?

[Meg]

don't tempt me, large tailcock would be nice,
I see starbucks winning all the raffle prizes, and my,lady having a run in with HMRC.
Worry not, ther ball is not charged!!