Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, her Ladyship is experienced technical issues and may not be able to join us, but we shall see.

I do hope all have had a reasonable week. Ena sends apologies as she is in the countryside this weekend.
Tailcocks and nibbles are arrayed on the buffet sideboard as per usual.

Raffle tickets this week are Number Lavender.

My donations are:
Half a tin of Duraglit
A shorthand notepad (have forgotten all my Pitman)
2 packets of wax crayon
3 Pan scrubs.

Let us have a pleasant evening.

[alexanderd]

Hello all been pottering away in the potting shed and did not notice the time. Those plants his Lordship are growing make one not care less about the passage of time.Why is LadyAlex lying on the floor covered in blankets? not dead is she?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I am sad to hear that, wish you well, any loss is a terrible time as I know too well. Take each day carefully, thinking of you.

[starone]

I have to go now - my supper is ready.and not before time. I see I have won a riffley prize. I'll have the duraglit please. Oh lucky me - only me can make it happen etc. Night night everyone. Have fun.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Alex, potting shed at this hour??Is it secret,, hush hush gardening?? No she is sleeping off a decline.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Star, happy polishing.

[anneasquith]

can i do " cardiac massage " on her ladyship ? i have a blue peter badge !

[mrs.chappie]

Mammy, there's a man at the door with a dodgy moustache called Herbert. Can you vouch for him?

[alexanderd]

Not another declination, that woman should take more care of herself. I was doing a spot of overtime in the potting shed clearing out the spiders and other nasties ready for the summer bulbs. Did you know that spiders spun the World Wide Web so they could visit all 4 corners of the globe? trouble is the globe doesnt have any corners which is why they keep turning up in your bath. A mine of information me

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed not MrsC I do not care for facial hair.

Anne maybe she is better left.

[alexanderd]

Who would call a moustache herbert? Send him away

[Mamyalynne]

Alex that is truly educational.

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone...

WHy am I on the floor ?

This blanket is nice, though.

[mrs.chappie]

Goodnight Starbo.

Here's a time-saving tip for you. Have tomorrow's breakfast at the same time as your supper, thus freeing up more time in the morning.

Sleep well now. x

[ladyalex]

Did I hear that Alexanderd was going down the mine?

Please don't do that. It's dangerous at your age.


Who is this silly Herbert ?

[mrs.chappie]

I have a sneaky suspicion that the moustache is detachable.

And the reason I suspect this? He blew his nose and the moustache disappeared.

[ladyalex]

I think he must have escaped from next door. Send him on his way.

Night night Starry bucks

[anneasquith]

up his nose ?

[Mamyalynne]

Is everyone ok tonight, has Alex taken up mining?

[ladyalex]

I don't think people can go up their own noses, annsquiffy, but I am not of a medical persuasion , so can be corrected.

[mrs.chappie]

Well I could be wrong but I think I saw it scuttle away into the undergrowth ....