Man In Cake Shop

[Theland]

Man goes into a cake shop with a lion.
Owner shouts," You can't bring that lion into my cake shop!"
Man replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe, and this is not a cake shop, it's Answerbank!"

[sunny-dave]

Little Mezzanine and Panstick feel left out, Rowan ...

[DTCwordfan]

and how about Teflon and Titanium......?

[rowanwitch]

On the Dawn Treader with Chlamydia and Willow

[Lie-in King]

Aslan's off for dins - southern-fried Caspian, yum...