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Berniecuddles2

Spelling Errors!

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
06:35 Thu 24th Aug 20174 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:46 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Sqad

Mother Thinks It's Funny.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/toddler-takeover-hilarious-moment-little-11039096 Hilarious, aaaargh! moment........ Little boy is well behaved but as for the girl, she has embarrassed her mother...
08:56 Thu 24th Aug 2017138 answers, last by Lie-in King 18:40 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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jennyjoan

I'm Back

I am back for another wee while to rip the hole out of ye's all. Gness thanks for that last posting and to all to contributed with nice postings. I do need to develop a thicker skin for this forum....
09:21 Thu 24th Aug 201726 answers, last by gness 16:15 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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anotheoldgit

So As Not To Disappoint Sp1814, Here's My Usual Notting Hill Carnival Contribution.

Is it necessary to spend this money, just to keep troublesome youngsters away from the carnival....
10:25 Wed 23rd Aug 201712 answers, last by fender62 18:53 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Palustris

Sheep On The Road

No idea where to put this, but it is rather amusing, at the moment. In the field opposite us there is a stray flock of sheep. The field is not stock proof (no gate and a huge missing section of...
12:04 Tue 22nd Aug 201716 answers, last by Palustris 21:03 Wed 23rd Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Masseuse Today!

I had to fire my masseuse today. She rubbed me up the wrong way!...
08:00 Wed 23rd Aug 201713 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 06:30 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Islay

Am I Asking For Trouble

If I put up before and ongoing pictures of my weightloss journey? Given the accusations that have been thrown at me recently am I just opening myself up for a load of abuse?...
08:34 Wed 23rd Aug 201763 answers, last by Purist 13:12 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Viagra!

Woman: Does Viagra work? Pharmacist: Yes Woman: Can you get it over the counter? Pharmacist: Yes if I take two...
08:57 Tue 22nd Aug 201753 answers, last by petermic12 13:43 Sat 18th Sep 2021
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rockyracoon

Arghhhhhhhhh

Just made doughnut dough. It's proving in the airing cupboard. Just found the packet of yeast on the worktop!! Funkin Hell!! Shot me now!!...
11:12 Mon 21st Aug 201725 answers, last by woofgang 20:40 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

"it's A Boy!"

"It's a boy!" I shouted tears rolling down my face "I don't believe it. A boy!" Its at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again....
07:59 Mon 21st Aug 20178 answers, last by whistonian 12:31 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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maggiebee

Boo Hoo

I was going to a meeting for husbands who have dominating wives...but she told me I wasn't allowed to go.
10:36 Mon 21st Aug 20175 answers, last by Garaman 21:33 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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whatwhat

Can A Hamster Gnaw Treated Leather

My sons hamster had a night of freedom last night!! We caught her this morning.. but I realised she had chewed right through one off my leather shoes (Birkenstock style!) (not patent) it is unfuxable...
10:27 Mon 21st Aug 20176 answers, last by Prudie 13:20 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Yellowbird

Lancashire Hot Pot

Old king and old car for this artist? (6,5) Prince finished with a tumble up here? (9,4) It sounds a very sombre place? (6)...
22:31 Sun 20th Aug 20175 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:27 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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mrsmaggot

Answers Have The Word 'guide ' In Them Or Are In Some Way Associated With The Word 'guide'

People 3) Shows groups round castles etc. (7,5) Printed guides 15) DIY guide ( 8,12) Miscellaneous 19) Street direction finder (8) C/d Sept Thanks...
09:35 Sat 19th Aug 20177 answers, last by mrsmaggot 17:28 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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Revcindy1

Just One Left!

City food bar's hot inside ?e?h?...
08:29 Sat 19th Aug 20174 answers, last by dannyk13 08:34 Sat 19th Aug 2017
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albaqwerty

Happy, Happy Birthday Waterboatman

A very hippo birdie to you xx Hope you have a superb day and that Tiggy has baked you a cake :-) xxxx...
05:52 Fri 18th Aug 201763 answers, last by Buenchico 23:31 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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ronreid

Aeroplanes

1) this tea is going to Nigeria. 2) 17th century pirate in the West Indies.3) civil leader on scottish councils. 4) unique vertical take off and landing capability. thanks for any help
22:00 Wed 16th Aug 20176 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:28 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Lots of rain during the night. Some cloud about still, but Venus is twinkling merrily. So what it's going to be like for the rest of the day we shall see. I was going to see a mate who is not...
04:30 Tue 15th Aug 2017105 answers, last by murraymints 09:01 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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vincyte

Gst

what is advantage of GST?
10:25 Sun 13th Aug 20172 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:32 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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caroworcester

Prize

Man possibly read out passage (4) Last one!...
11:13 Sat 12th Aug 20173 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:14 Sat 12th Aug 2017

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