remember name paddy specialist subject bonanza you cant have bonanza paddy its on the other channel its all i know how about general knowledge? ok who was the first man on earth? er...little joe no it...
I have a 60L cold water tank and at the mo 6 goldfish/shubunkins I've had 2 of them for about 18 months 3 others for about 6months and one for just over a week the newest seems the healthiest and I'm...
We are about to enter the BBQ season, therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following...
What has it come to ? Mind you, the lovely shapely Kate Humble, the girl we all should have married, appears to have got Bill Oddie under control and flashes him daggers looks when he threatens to go...
One of my friends has a bird in the garden which sings four or five different songs,including a wolf whistle and a high pitched shriek. It appears to sing from the rooftops or about twenty feet up a...
Two football fans leave Wembley stadium after playoff final and come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the police, they each take off their football caps...
A post in society and culture reminded me of that tribe of pygmies in the Amazon jungle, the Fakawi tribe. They are only three feet tall. Unfortunately, the grass where they live is four feet high, so...
We have found a small nest in a dense bush in our garden in Argyll, but we are struggling to identify the owner. The nest is quite neat and about the size of a half grapefruit. Without getting too...
an hour ago, whilst mowing the grass. I chanced across a young adder. Not wishing to harm it, but not wishing it to harm my dog, i tried to catch it and promptly lost it in the under growth. so now,...
Just trying to find out what everyone thinks about wind turbines, do you like them or not? I live near where they are in the process of building Britains largest wind farm. I quite like the look of...
A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His mate asks "How will I recognise him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So,...
Hi, Can anyone please offer any advice regarding Guinea Pigs? How long should you it be before you try to pick them up, etc? How long does it take before the Guinea Pig begins to trust you (and stops...
G. Brown was annoyed when he found one of our remaining colonies was "not toeing the line" so he sent a junior diplomat to deal with them. He was greeted by the tribal chief as he got off the plane &...