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Patsy33

Poured Beer

Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut....
14:01 Mon 22nd Oct 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 15:32 Mon 22nd Oct 2018
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thesshhh

Has Political Correctness Ruined Dr Who?

I think so. It’s pathetic now...
18:10 Sun 21st Oct 201866 answers, last by AuntLydia 14:10 Mon 29th Oct 2018
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anotheoldgit

Who Doesn't Like Laurel & Hardy?

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/laurel-and-hardy-stan-and-ollie-film-steve-coogan-john-c-reilly-london-film-festival-a8580421.html What is your favourite film or...
14:07 Sun 21st Oct 201834 answers, last by Jaidyn 21:58 Wed 16th Jan 2019
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BANANASPLITS

My Niece. ..

My niece has just learned how to play the mouth organ. Well done our Monica...
10:32 Sun 21st Oct 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 16:46 Sun 21st Oct 2018
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hc4361

If You Had A Lot Of Social Influence Over Young Adults

like The Kadashians (I know, I don't understand why are so influential, either) what message would you give out? I'd tell them that their faces and bodies are good enough and don't need cosmetic...
11:26 Sun 21st Oct 201851 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:43 Mon 22nd Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My Belly....

I went to My doctor and he looked at my belly this morning and said you should diet. I said what colour ?...
10:34 Sun 21st Oct 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:49 Sun 21st Oct 2018
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Patsy33

I Do Enjoy..

I do enjoy playing “telekinetic snooker”. However, you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it....
18:41 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 10:58 Sun 21st Oct 2018
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percy1946

Hello, Hello, Hello !

What's a policeman look like ?
21:54 Fri 19th Oct 201813 answers, last by mallyh 16:27 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Haunting Of Hill House

Watched this...this week via Netflix we quite enjoyed it but it was very long winded ...could have been done in 3 episodes instead of 10 ....good stuff tho worth a watch...
12:32 Sat 20th Oct 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:46 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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bigbecky

Should We Have Been Let Out Of Detention Early Because Of A Staff Meeting ? Or Did We Get What We Deserved ?

hi big becky is back, I have kept out of trouble except for a school detention last night, my complaint. last night I had a detention it last for 1 and a half hours ( TOO LONG ) we had to sit at our...
10:41 Sat 20th Oct 201844 answers, last by Togo 20:31 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

My Friend..

My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s why he lost his job as a taxi driver....
12:22 Sat 20th Oct 20189 answers, last by Shaglene 13:10 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Togo

Saturday Punt 20/10/2018

Lovely day up here again and the weekend sport is back to some sort of normality. Great days racing at Ascot but hardly inviting if you are a small time punter. I cannot see a great deal of value as...
10:01 Sat 20th Oct 20186 answers, last by Ken4155 12:05 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Spicerack

Rude Baby Refuses To Apologise To Lady...

after viscously kicking her on train. I blame the parents. https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/19/woman-threatened-to-stab-baby-on-packed-tube-after-it-kicked-her-from-pram-8055642/?ito=twitter...
19:16 Fri 19th Oct 2018125 answers, last by sanmac 14:55 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Old Viagra Pill....

I tried an old Viagra pill that I found at the back of my bathroom cupboard last night and it didn't work... I think it must have been past its swell by date!...
18:51 Thu 18th Oct 201820 answers, last by GlicerinEBAG 10:49 Wed 18th Dec 2019
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ethandron

I Have

A colourful array of peppers, onions and sweet potato roasting in the oven, shortly to pop in some cauliflower cheese grills. It will be accompanied by Stark Conde Chenin Blanc..if there’s any left,...
16:18 Fri 19th Oct 201820 answers, last by Patsy33 18:37 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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ToraToraTora

Ok How Long Before We Are Allowed To Mention The Elephant In The Room?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45918845...
15:00 Fri 19th Oct 201872 answers, last by ToraToraTora 12:47 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Patsy33

Friend Went

Friend went for a job at a sun cream factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply....
12:15 Fri 19th Oct 20188 answers, last by Baldric 23:51 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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anotheoldgit

Is There No End To This Ridiculous Political Correctness?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6288461/Kleenex-renames-Mansize-tissues-brand-extra-large-sexism-complaints.html...
09:15 Thu 18th Oct 201896 answers, last by -Talbot- 14:42 Sat 20th Oct 2018
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Shaglene

Kung-Fu............

A Chinese bloke walks into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I said to him, "Do you know any of these martial arts like kung-fu, jujitsu are karate?" He says, "Why u ask me dat? Is it...
18:11 Thu 18th Oct 20188 answers, last by Shaglene 11:53 Fri 19th Oct 2018
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Tashi

Margate

Hi, At work at Margate Hospital, 1100 patient no show so far, had a coffee, shifted some paperwork, now relaxing. It is a gorgeous sunny day, bit of a breeze but it is lovely, they do say it here for...
10:33 Tue 16th Oct 2018181 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:51 Wed 17th Oct 2018

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