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No Spare Tyre

I've changed my car and now have one that offers no spare tyre; just a bottle of stuff to squirt in the valve if I need it. I know this is quite common now but having hit a random object on a motorway...

Peter Pedant

Here Lies Meghan Markle

anyone watching ? Meghan re-imagining her life - she has given up so much to marry Hazza - excuse me? No army time for harry - either because the tommies wdnt turn up or because it is not about Megz...

Fleetwoodharbour

Anne Sacoolas

Despite recieving a sentence in absentia why has Anne Sacoolas been tried for manslaughter ?

Bobbisox1

I’m Going To Spend My Night On Here Looking For Laughs After The Day I’ve Had

Well after the soaps haha, it was good chatting to Gness the other night and others like Haz,Jourdain , Naomi , Lcg ,Margo ,Tora, Togo ,Arky and many more , really felt like the old AB , more of the...

Smowball

Let’s Talk Turkeys Guys!!

Ok, I am soooo far behind this year what with accidents, sickness etc (I just need a good vet I think!). Soooooo what do you lovely lot usually buy? A frozen Turkey well in advance so you’re prepared,...

choux

Last Of The Dambusters Dies

Sq Ldr George "Johnny" Johnson, aged 101, dies peacefully in his sleep. R.I.P. Story broke this morning on BBC Breakfast and they put out a lovely tribute to him on the lunch time news....

Gromit

Sell Hy Date.

I have just had a packet soup I had in the back of the cupboard and it was yummy, The sell by date on it was July 03. Do you eat stuff out of sell buy, and what’s the oldest you have eaten ?...

AB Editor

Will It Snow This December?

Canary42

It Must Be The Cold Weather !

After years without any such spam, I am now being bombarded by penis enlargement offers. Is this the result of the cold weather I wonder. Or has my e-mail Provider's spam filter sprung a leak. ;-D...

Rondy

Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He told, 'First they put you in an electric...

ToraToraTora

Why Do People Jpoin Unions?

I just don't get it, if you are good at your job you don't need it so clearly it's just a device to protect the terminally she-ite at their jobs. Why would anyone want to do that?

fender62

Palace Racism

Ngozi Fulani was asked where she was originally from mmm, whats the problem there it's not what or was considered a british christian name, i assume the palace get people from around the globe...

Rondy

There's More

My mate asked me if I thought he was fat. I told him I know 3 fat people and he is two of them. __________ I heard that John Lennon's wife will be appearing in panto this year... Ono she isn't....

nicebloke1

Now On 3

Ive just put my 3rd pair of socks on to keep warm.

Bobbisox1

Going On And Seeing Sunny Dave , I Was Wondering , Gness,How Are You

Not saw you around , hope you’re okay ?...

Tilly2

Would You Expect Someone Who Was Blind In One Eye

to be able to drive? My uncle has macular degeneration and has been having treatment on his 'good' eye. He's been for more treatment today and the consultant is really pleased with the improvement in...

tiggerblue10

Made Me Chuckle Anyway

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1599415012723806208?t=XCdatpjqB4b8NrahMIm5qQ&s=19...

DTCwordfan

Poor Girl On Uni Challenge This Evening.

the only gal on the Sheffield team facing the all-female foursome from Newham College, Cambridge. If I was her, I'd have my name changed by deed-poll.....her surname being 'Haw'. Over to you with any...

chinatown

Famous People Cryptic Quiz

Rail not roads icon makes this well known number 7

Heretoaskandansw

How Do I Walk Into The Class Without Shame?

I'm a 22-year-old woman and I've recently moved to Italy in the city of Padova to study Italian history. My plan is to move to Rome to study acting. I'm only here to improve my Italian. I speak...

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