Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home grab an Indian meal or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch an American show on a...
Hi all, my daughter who is aged 21 and has been at uni in Glasgow for last 3 years has just graduated and moved back home here in Liverpool. She has just got a job in a restaurant / bar in Liverpool...
A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Your ass is getting so big it looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous....
A young reporter is having trouble finishing her story because the editor has told her they can't print the words breasts or boobs. After a long think she finally hands in the following report... Mrs...
A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The...
No. 1 Personalised number plates Why pay £100's for a number plate just because it has your initials/name? An ideal plate for some of these egotistical people would be KN08 HED No.2 Tattoos of your...
I am trying to compose a letter to a famous and very large Bread Company as I am disappointed with their offer of compensation. I was eating a sandwich made with their bread and bit into someone's...
1,Begin this in Shakespeare's theatre 2,A copper doesn't wear this hat 3,Wife of an eastern Potentate 4,Is this fruit for an OAP? 5,Unwanted extra person 6, Derogatory blow 7, Diagrams in a manual
Bilbo awoke one morning to find that a new Tesco had been built overnight - right next to his burrow.
It was definitely an unexpected item in the Baggins area ......
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/notting-hill-carnival-2015-journalists-to-stage-boycott-over-100-accreditation-fee-10471765.html Not heard much about it this year, looks like they've upset the...
If we really are the product of evolution and there is no Creator, the human race would, in a sense, be an orphan. Mankind would have no source of superior wisdom to consult—no one to help us solve...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-leadership-women-only-carriages-sexist-harassment-10471716.html I can see [i]why[i] Corbyn has proposed this, but am not sure it's...
I was in the surgery this morning when a man came in with his toddler. When it flashed up on the screen the lad was described as Master... This got me thinking. When I was young any mail (usually...