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Patsy33

In Hospital

Accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink. I'm in hospital waiting to be seen....
16:25 Thu 11th Feb 20211 answer, last by Chipchopper 16:44 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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dave50

Do You Obey The Current Lock Down Restrictions Only Because Of The Threat Of A Fine?

Do people obey the current lock down restrictions simply because they don't want to get caught and fined or do they feel they have a moral obligation to obey? How many would break the restrictions in...
19:10 Wed 10th Feb 202177 answers, last by bobbinwales 10:58 Fri 12th Feb 2021
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Bazile

Avians

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game
09:33 Thu 11th Feb 202135 answers, last by Bazile 14:49 Sun 14th Feb 2021
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Patsy33

Obsession With Cowboys

My partner is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us...
19:05 Wed 10th Feb 202117 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:12 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's still nippy outside. Roll on summer! I hope it's a good, long one! I might go and see my wee sis in Kernow. we always have fun when we meet. In the meantime lets get all the things going on...
07:24 Thu 11th Feb 202140 answers, last by emmie 09:06 Thu 11th Feb 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Frost on the cars again, but the sky is blue and the sun will be up shortly. Wonderful. It's just coming over the hilltop now. I've made up for two sleepless nights, so I'm a tad late this...
08:45 Wed 10th Feb 202138 answers, last by waterboatman 09:54 Wed 10th Feb 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Planet unknown on the grounds I haven't been to sleep yet. Went to bed quite early at 0845 as I was tired. obviously couldn't get to sleep, so got up at 0215 for a cuppa. Watched Waking the...
05:58 Tue 09th Feb 202178 answers, last by Smowball 13:10 Tue 09th Feb 2021
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SparklyKid

Wife Gave Me £60 To Spend On Something To Make Her Look Sexy.

Should have seen her face when I came home drunk.
17:08 Mon 08th Feb 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:10 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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Bobbisox1

It's A Long Un :0)

Next time you're in Asda, - keep up with the Jones's .... Dear Mrs Jones, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have...
17:35 Mon 08th Feb 20219 answers, last by zebo 23:48 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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maggiebee

Snow!!

Have almost a foot of snow lying from the blizzard overnight. Hoped the sun would clear some of it but now I can hardly see out of my window it's snowing so hard. Really need to shop, but can hardly...
12:30 Mon 08th Feb 202126 answers, last by jackthehat 15:34 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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Rondy

The Benefits Of Beer

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ___________ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin,...
12:47 Mon 08th Feb 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:19 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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Patsy33

Pub

I went to the pub dressed as a tennis ball. I got served first......
12:37 Mon 08th Feb 20217 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:48 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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Chipchopper

In The Pharmacy

A man is buying a few bits and pieces at his local chemist shop. Man "Oh, get me a bottle of deodorant from the shelf, while your there please" Chemist "Ball type ?" Man "No, underarm pleas"...
18:17 Sun 07th Feb 202112 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:45 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. A very light scattering of snow this morning. It shouldn't cause any bother...unless some eejit thinks he can still do 90MPH in a 30 MPH zone! Only the paper to collect this morning. Don't...
06:24 Mon 08th Feb 202153 answers, last by Bobbisox1 15:45 Mon 08th Feb 2021
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-SharonA-

My Neighbours

My neighbours have complained about me, groaning too loud in the mornings having sex. If only they knew, I am only trying to put my socks on!!!!...
17:29 Sun 07th Feb 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:47 Sun 07th Feb 2021
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grandpajoe

Siting A Robin Nest Box.

After some recent great feedback re siting a Sparrow nest box so now am asking similar about a Robin's box. I have a large trio of Pyracantha (Firethorn )trained against a South facing wall. There is...
21:39 Sat 06th Feb 20215 answers, last by Maydup 11:40 Sun 07th Feb 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Again not a wink of sleep because of the light flashing next door. I think I'll have to have a word. Still, not much to do do today so maybe it won't matter much....
06:12 Sun 07th Feb 202137 answers, last by emmie 10:48 Sun 07th Feb 2021
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KUSTARD

The Drowning

Nobody has mentioned watching this. If they did, what did they think? I enjoyed it up to the last episode when I thought the ending was a load of rubbish!!!
10:10 Fri 05th Feb 202114 answers, last by aelmpvw 14:25 Sun 07th Feb 2021
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malagabob

Attracting Goldfinches

I feed the local birds. Get plenty of Blue Tits, Great Tits. One or two Blackbirds. The occasional Thrush. Even got a Pied Woodpecker coming on odd days. Never been able to attract Goldfinches. They...
12:58 Sat 06th Feb 202113 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:18 Sat 06th Feb 2021
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Chipchopper

2Nd Honeymoon

A middle-aged couple booked into a hotel in Cornwall, the same one that they stayed in twenty years ago They took a scenic walk along the cliff top, just like they did all those years ago. Suddenly...
14:50 Sat 06th Feb 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:27 Sat 06th Feb 2021

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