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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

My last one has disappeared, so here goes GMEB Mk 2. Still dark, no stars out to play, on the up side, it's not raining at the moment. It's probably waiting for me to go out, as it usually does. Too...
04:40 Sun 10th Jan 202155 answers, last by TonyV 11:17 Sun 10th Jan 2021
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Rondy

At The Lumber Yard

Have you heard about the guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard? One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" the clerk...
10:05 Sat 09th Jan 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:19 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Tranquility rules outside, but I don't know for how long. I can be lazy today, after a wee bit of shoplifting in Dursley and Cam. Which suits me as I woke up as tired as when I went to...
04:08 Sat 09th Jan 202179 answers, last by TonyV 16:00 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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bednobs

How Can I Advertise My Restaurant?

I got a bird table for Xmas and flowing advice from lovely ABers got some dried mealworms I put it outside yesterday about 1/2 way down my 200ft garden. It's the type with a roof and open sides....
13:45 Thu 07th Jan 202135 answers, last by sue11 14:07 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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maggiebee

Late?

An electrician comes home late. Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."...
11:18 Fri 08th Jan 202118 answers, last by zebo 17:26 Sat 09th Jan 2021
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Chipchopper

Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison

Always loved this song. I guess the song is mostly about memories of young love and happier days. The lyric that has puzzled me for years though is "What ever happened when Tuesday and so slow" can...
15:39 Thu 07th Jan 202115 answers, last by barry1010 18:50 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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Theblip

Ivy

Ivy from a neighbour’s garden growing over your fence....once you’ve cut it off your side, is there anything you can do to stop it creeping over again without having to cut it each year?...
17:03 Wed 06th Jan 20217 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:57 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's a hard frost morning. I've got to go out to collect a prescription from the chemist. I'm hoping the frost will be gone by then, but I doubt it. I've a prescription to collect from the...
04:01 Thu 07th Jan 202169 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:28 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's all quiet outside for a nice change, Unless, of course, it's waiting for me to go out! Not much shoplifting to do, When I get to the checkout and they ask me for money it takes all the...
06:35 Wed 06th Jan 202176 answers, last by LadyCG 13:29 Thu 07th Jan 2021
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Theland

Bacon Slicer.

The boss butcher sacked me for jamming my finger in the bacon slicer, and she got sacked as well :-)
14:56 Mon 04th Jan 20219 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:06 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. No stars out to play, but it's dry. I've only looked out the window, so I'll probably get a shock when I go out. Such is life. Some shoplifting to do when I go out, I do wish they'd stop...
05:18 Tue 05th Jan 202183 answers, last by emmie 11:00 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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ukanonymous

What Doors On Garage Storage

Hey :) so I'm nearly finished the storage and it is looking nice. I feel like putting a sleeping bag in there for the night hehe. I was thinking to put some doors on it. Qhat would be the easiest? If...
23:38 Mon 04th Jan 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:52 Tue 05th Jan 2021
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Boaty not surfaced so I will launch the ship..morning all xx
07:46 Mon 04th Jan 202167 answers, last by lady-janine 12:38 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. The weekend upon us again. No idea what it's like outside, I haven't looked yet. I have nothing planned for the weekend, but that's fine, I'm sure something will occur. If it's nice my...
06:00 Sat 02nd Jan 202182 answers, last by anneasquith 11:21 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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LochNessMonster

When You That Old ?

I thought PPI was only something I got when tourist swam in my loch ?
15:17 Fri 01st Jan 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:43 Sat 02nd Jan 2021
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Daij

Budgie Seed

I bought a bag of budgie seed from the pet shop and put it on a feeding tray for the wild birds. Now, three weeks later, they have started to sprout. I have looked online to see what seed they may be...
11:36 Fri 01st Jan 202113 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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ukanonymous

Marmite Ideas

Hey everyone has anyone got any ideas of what I can use marmite with? I love it so much its such a shame its limited to toast. Any ideas welcome :)
10:37 Fri 01st Jan 202159 answers, last by piggynose 15:42 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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Patsy33

One Thing On Top Of Another...

It's just one thing on top of another! Paid a carpenter upfront to make me a double bed and he's done a bunk!
18:10 Thu 31st Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:29 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning all and a VERY GUID NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL....Boaty may be having a wee lie in this morning so I will launch the ship..hope you all had a lovely night...xx
06:46 Fri 01st Jan 202190 answers, last by eleanor2 13:24 Fri 01st Jan 2021
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. The last day of the year. A hard frost and a full moon. I'll wrap up warm when I go out later...If I go out that is! I've a mind to go back to bed instead! I had to give a blood sample at...
06:22 Thu 31st Dec 202084 answers, last by chatergirl75to20 06:11 Tue 05th Jan 2021

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