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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Wall to wall cloud here in Gloucestershire this morning. The sun did come out yesterday, the afternoon was lovely, I sat out the back watching the birds feeding their youngsters, something I...
04:59 Mon 18th May 202065 answers, last by emmie 08:07 Mon 18th May 2020
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sandyRoe

I've Had A Light Cold Over The Past Few Days.

I'm taking it as a warning that my bio security, if that's the right phrase, isn't up to scratch. I use hand gel, masks, and go to the local shop only once a week. What else should I do?...
10:12 Sun 17th May 202012 answers, last by diddlydo 14:15 Sun 17th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Try number three. Sunday. A clear sky with just the odd wisp of cloud, so hopefully another sunny day. It took a long time to warm up yesterday, so I hope it's better today. Just collect the paper and...
05:04 Sun 17th May 202078 answers, last by LadyCG 08:43 Sun 17th May 2020
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Chipchopper

Blackcap

I was pleased to see a male blackcap in my garden yesterday, it had a beak full of caterpillars,so I think it has a nest near by. Summer visitor I believe. The green woodpecker was making its yaffle...
06:27 Sun 17th May 20207 answers, last by Mexican18 12:50 Sun 17th May 2020
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Hymie

Juice Machine

A young lad had a job bagging groceries at the supermarket. One day the shop got a flashy new machine for squeezing juice out of fresh fruit. Because of the potential danger to customers, someone from...
21:10 Fri 15th May 20209 answers, last by niyas1990 09:12 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. The weekend is here again. I hope it's a sunny one, but the sky is cloudy, so I won't bet on it. I don't think I have anything on the calendar for today. I could do with a haircut though, my...
04:30 Sat 16th May 2020113 answers, last by eleanor2 12:46 Sat 16th May 2020
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janzman

Lawn Problem....

....Over the past month or so my lawn has changed. From being perfectly normal in appearance there are now areas where the actual blades of grass are about 2-3 mm wide. Can anyone explain this and...
16:16 Fri 15th May 20204 answers, last by janzman 08:12 Sat 16th May 2020
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Chipchopper

Nuts & Bolts ?

Re the spring washer. I'm just assembling a new wheelbarrow at the moment and I'm not quite sure where abouts the spring washer go's. There are solid washers also, so am I right in assuming that the...
12:45 Fri 15th May 20204 answers, last by bookbinder 18:02 Sat 16th May 2020
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mallyh

You Rat

a young lady walked into a shop and saw the chap she had slept with the night before,he was stacking washing powder ."you lying rat "she yelled "last night you told be you were a stunt pilot...
19:26 Thu 14th May 20209 answers, last by Bazile 08:21 Fri 15th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. A bit cloudy this morning. Nothing unusual these days. Soon be summer! I'm in dire need of a haircut. I'l be glad when the girls are back to work. I didn't get any shopping done yesterday, the...
04:28 Fri 15th May 202084 answers, last by johnny.5 04:34 Sat 16th May 2020
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Patsy33

A Sign

Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
11:29 Thu 14th May 20207 answers, last by Bazile 11:50 Thu 14th May 2020
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skilliyay

Mastic Removal

I've been helping to rip up some old matting on my team's cricket nets and it has left behind some stubborn mastic on the concrete surface. Do you think it would be possible to adapt a lawn mover to...
16:02 Wed 13th May 20208 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 06:09 Thu 14th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's decidedly nippy outside again this morning. So I'll wait until it's warmer to venture out. My mate's wee dog is home and much better, but giving him a hard time by not eating. Wee...
04:50 Thu 14th May 2020104 answers, last by Arksided 08:38 Thu 14th May 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Cloudy today, summer is over. That's the pessimism out of the way! I had a wee lie in this morning. Most rare, but I could get used to it. :o} My mate's wee dog is back home, I'll be going...
05:15 Wed 13th May 202058 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:30 Wed 13th May 2020
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melv16

Can Anyone...

...tell me who played Forest Gump? T.hanks...
18:13 Mon 11th May 20205 answers, last by Spicerack 20:46 Tue 12th May 2020
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marval

Driving

I was driving down a one way street and got stopped by a policeman Policeman" This is a one way street and your going the wrong way. Didn't you see the arrows"? Me “Arrows? I didn't even see the...
18:14 Tue 12th May 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:30 Tue 12th May 2020
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Chipchopper

I Woke Up This Morning

Last night I dreamed I was munching my way through a giant marshmallow. When i woke up, found half my pillow had gone!...
16:41 Tue 12th May 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:27 Tue 12th May 2020
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rsvp

Hello Again

Haven't been on here for absolutely ages - just want to say Hello and hope everyone is well....
18:44 Mon 11th May 202025 answers, last by rsvp 09:28 Wed 20th May 2020
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melv16

I've Just...

... been sacked from my job at the pet shop. I was caught with my hands in the trill......
15:45 Tue 12th May 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 18:31 Tue 12th May 2020
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winstonmin

Mind Your Own Business

I have this plant (babies' tears/Soleirolia soleirolii )rampant in my garden. Up till now it has only been in the borders and walls and I have kept it under control. But this year (maybe because of...
12:16 Tue 12th May 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:25 Tue 12th May 2020

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