During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
Last month's thread is here. November has struck, and we're already finding floods in the grounds of AB Towers. How is the wet weather affecting your garden and allotments? It's not doing us any good!...
Wednesday. Dry, no wind but chilly outside. I don't think there is anything on for today, so somme ironing might get done, but I wouldn't put money on it! We shall see.
Have a happy day everyone....
I would like to make this some sort of feature to use it indoors, its to good to throw away, has anyone any ideas what to put in it to show it off, I did think of a big bunch of dried flowers laid in...
Help! - I am lucky enough to have a hedgehog hibernating in the garden within a box full of straw. My question is - what are my duties now? Do I just leave him/her to get on with it...should I put out...
I was stopped by a motorway policeman.
I said, Officer, are you actually crying while you are writing me a speeding ticket?
The officer replied, “Well it is a moving violation.”...
I was lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had a small pet. I went to the pet store and told them that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a centipede,...
Not sure if this is the right section of answerbank but I watched this really captivating show on Netflix today called “Bob Lazar – Area 51 and The Flying Saucers”. Would defo recommend if you...
Interviewer : I see you have a four year gap in your cv. Why is that? Me: That's the time I went to Yale. Interviewer : Aaah, that's fine. Can you start next Monday? Me: Yes, as I really need this...
I'm thinking of growing this plant for its edible berries. I've not grown or tasted them before, so I'd be pleased to hear from anyone who has had any experience with them. My blueberries have never...
Seen a pub that's been revamped. Looks really good, food there too.
FORK n ALE..
Thought it very amusing.
Can you come up with something equally witty?...
We've mentioned animals and the young, elderly and disabled who have problems with fireworks, but what about our emergency services? Another very good reason why fireworks should not be on sale to the...
A mother thinks there’s something strange going on and eventually decides to take a DNA test. She finds out that their child is actually not related to her or her husband at all. The wife says,...
another non-native, invasive plant that floats on the surface of Britons waterways, blocking out light and out-competing indigenous species. This is a new one on me, which I've just seen on 'autumn...