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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. Some welcome rain during the night, but not enough. Fussy, ain't I! 0440 and the temperature is already 27°C. A toddle over to Wotton-under-Edge today methinks, one ore two bibs and bobs I...
04:46 Fri 26th Jul 201943 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:16 Fri 26th Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

Feeling Lucky ?

For the first time in my life, yesterday I actually found a four leaf clover. Well well I thought, this could be my lucky day, so I picked it and tucked it in my shirt pocket. I was ironing that very...
12:18 Thu 25th Jul 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:16 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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retrocop

Cobwebs Or Tent Caterpillars?

We have a shrub that we inherited in the garden 40 years ago when we moved here. Small green leaves and small orange berries. Haven't a clue what it's called. It needs pruning back occasionally as it...
16:18 Thu 25th Jul 20198 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:12 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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ellie-b

Remus Horse Sanctuary Cryptic Quiz - The Natural World

Remus Horse Sanctuary - CRYPTIC QUIZ -only one answer left to get. All answers relate to the natural world - animal, vegetable or mineral Any suggestions would be much appreciated please Clue 62: They...
12:52 Thu 25th Jul 20192 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:59 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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marval

Complaint

I recently made a complaint to the council. Because of my neighbours constant drilling. According to the letter I received. It is a standard procedure at the Army barracks....
18:31 Wed 24th Jul 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 20:39 Wed 24th Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

Soooo Hot!

It was so hot today, I just stood in front of the freezer and stripped naked and enjoyed the cool air. The store manager was less than impressed !!...
10:08 Tue 23rd Jul 20198 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:49 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Didn't get to sleep until 0200ish, awake 0500, I've got to drive to Cheltenham today, I could do without it. Such is life! Overcast again this morning, but we are told it's going to be...
05:39 Mon 22nd Jul 201941 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:48 Mon 22nd Jul 2019
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Patsy33

My First Job.

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water. It was well boring......
16:18 Sun 21st Jul 201933 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:13 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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tatty1

Animals

18. Mr Magoo was one (8) For king's head bowling club, closing date 6 sept Thanks in advance...
16:26 Sun 21st Jul 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:06 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Bazile

Where's Your Bin

Dustbin man to Chinese neighbour - "Where's your bin mate" ? Chinese neighbour - '' I been to China '' Dustbin man - 'No , where's your wheelie bin '' Chinese neighbour - '' I wheelie been to China ''...
12:58 Sun 21st Jul 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:09 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Spicerack

Chinese Junkie

So, I bumped into this Chinese junkie yesterday. He said 'Have you seen my cocaine'? 'Sure' I said 'as a matter of fact Zulu is one of my favourite films'....
14:57 Sat 20th Jul 20194 answers, last by Bazile 12:40 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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albaqwerty

To The Lowlife Who Stole My Specs

Be afraid, be very afraid. I have contacts...
22:22 Sat 20th Jul 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Calicogirl

Two Cowboys...

Two cowboys were lost in Death Valley, close to dying from starvation. Suddenly in the distance they spot a tree draped with succulent bacon. 'Look!' says the first cowboy ' It's a Bacon Tree, we're...
19:10 Sat 20th Jul 201916 answers, last by Patsy33 14:54 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Patsy33

Dance Floor

I was so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, and won the best dance competition...
19:52 Wed 17th Jul 20195 answers, last by RPreston007 12:15 Tue 08th Sep 2020
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calda49

Bindweed

Is there anything that will kill bindweed? Perhaps something that you paint onto the leaves, as I presume weedkiller would kill the plants the bindweed is attacking? My garden appears to be overrun...
20:52 Wed 17th Jul 20199 answers, last by woofgang 11:48 Thu 18th Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

Tell Me Quando Quando Quando

A man on his lunch break rushes into a crowded pizza restaurant and places an order. After spending a long time waiting, he spots the waiter and calls out: "will my pizza be long?". Waiter: "Sir, all...
18:52 Mon 15th Jul 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:28 Tue 16th Jul 2019
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Biccylova

Why Dont The Birds Like The Food

I buy large sacks of bird food which is not cheap, but have found recently that the sparrows just throw the seed (mostly wheat)all about so there is piles of it on the ground, why are they doing this?...
22:03 Mon 15th Jul 201910 answers, last by Biccylova 14:28 Tue 16th Jul 2019
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murraymints

Hedgehog !

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60Z6B8AKeAg Oops upside down...lol Lovely to have hedgehogs !...
09:23 Tue 16th Jul 20196 answers, last by murraymints 18:24 Tue 16th Jul 2019
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zabado

Market Shopping.

A couple of old ladies go shopping in the market and one of them buys a new toilet brush. A week later Gladys asks Doris "How are you getting on with that new toilet brush" ?. Doris replies " well it...
16:27 Sun 14th Jul 20194 answers, last by AZardoz 23:07 Thu 25th Jul 2019
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Chipchopper

No Way

I'v just come back from a once - in - a - lifetime - holiday. I'll tell you what, never again!...
11:25 Sun 14th Jul 20195 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:46 Sun 14th Jul 2019

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