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shivvy

Beginners Allotment - What To Grow?

My friend runs a small local support group and thy have been given the use of an allotment. Apart from a couple, most of the people do not have green fingers or much experience with...
16:26 Sun 17th Mar 201916 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:09 Mon 18th Mar 2019
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Chipchopper

Road Hazards

I blasted my horn at a man, when I saw him removing fence panels from the motorway today. He looked at me with anger in his eyes. So I shouted "no need to take offence" !...
20:51 Fri 15th Mar 20194 answers, last by tonyav 01:28 Sat 16th Mar 2019
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marval

Pride

My overweight partner has started getting a bit of pride in himself lately. Well, he has started eating lion bars....
20:25 Fri 15th Mar 20198 answers, last by jno 03:12 Sat 16th Mar 2019
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Patsy33

For Sale

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale)...
18:35 Thu 14th Mar 201914 answers, last by Patsy33 18:55 Fri 15th Mar 2019
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sherrardk

Hedgehog!!!

Just seen my first hedgehog sashaying up the garden wiggling his butt - only saw one once last year. Hadn’t put the feeding station or food out because of the wind, but it was out there within...
23:31 Wed 13th Mar 201921 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:50 Thu 14th Mar 2019
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marval

A City Gent

A city gent was driving through the countryside when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale. “Afraid...
18:25 Wed 13th Mar 20195 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:20 Thu 14th Mar 2019
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marval

My Boss

My boss called me into his office to see how my first day was going. He asked, “How are you finding your role?” I said, “If I am honest, it could do with a little more mayo.” My friend asked...
23:22 Wed 13th Mar 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:14 Thu 14th Mar 2019
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Canary42

Remember The Old Adage

Ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out. That won't be long now....
23:48 Wed 13th Mar 201914 answers, last by Georgiesmum 15:23 Fri 15th Mar 2019
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bainbrig

21Mm Hole

I want to put an HDMI Cable through a brick wall. The cable is 21mm wide at its widest. If I use a 20mm masonry bit, will there be enough ‘extra’ to wiggle the HDMI cable through? Ta BillB...
13:44 Wed 13th Mar 201919 answers, last by malagabob 10:19 Wed 20th Mar 2019
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Chipchopper

Neil Sedaka

Happy 80th Birthday today. He sung and wrote some wonderful songs which evoked high emotion. Among my favs was 'Laughter in the rain. plus many more!...
10:18 Wed 13th Mar 201916 answers, last by murraymints 13:04 Wed 13th Mar 2019
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Trevilino

Musical.......

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
10:47 Tue 12th Mar 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 17:18 Tue 12th Mar 2019
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maggiebee

Cannibal

Did you hear about the wee boy from the cannibal tribe? He was 8 before he was 7.
18:22 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 23:28 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Patsy33

Drummer's Daughters..

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4....
19:34 Sun 10th Mar 201913 answers, last by Patsy33 16:09 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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rolotaz

Pole Lathe

Trying to locate plans for building bungee pole lathe...
23:53 Sun 10th Mar 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:58 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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vetuste_ennemi

Charlotte...at It Again

We've got a camera in the garden to watch the foxes and the hedgies. But the camera is mounted on a former bird table and Charlotte builds webs on and around it. And if she's very very busy then you...
06:31 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:48 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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paddywak

New Neighbours At Last,well Maybe.

Well after three years we've finally got a Blue Tit showing interest in the nest box.Only seen him twice but really hoping he'll decide to move in....
14:20 Wed 06th Mar 20197 answers, last by ladybirder 12:49 Sun 10th Mar 2019
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maggiebee

Stupidity

Stupidity knows no boundaries but it knows a lot of people Where there’s a will there’s a relative The Pillsbury Doughboy is my roll model Pollen: When flowers can’t keep it in their plants...
23:42 Sat 09th Mar 20194 answers, last by Patsy33 14:35 Sun 10th Mar 2019
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ABSpareEditor

Thyme To Garden - March 2019

With a new season just around the corner, what are you doing to get your garden prepared for spring?...
11:09 Mon 04th Mar 201914 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:08 Thu 28th Mar 2019
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Patsy33

My Doctor..

My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs. How do I know? Let's just say, a little bird told me.......
20:36 Thu 07th Mar 20191 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:13 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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Chipchopper

At The Optician's

I went to the optician's the other day, to get my eyes tested. It turns out I'm color blind, apparently. Well I can tell you, that came like a bolt, straight out of the red!...
14:19 Thu 07th Mar 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:09 Fri 08th Mar 2019

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