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Chipchopper

Good Morning Earlies

Good morning all! Had some connection probe lately, so I'll keep it brief, Hope you are all doing well take care folks...
05:54 Sun 13th Aug 202324 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:20 Sun 13th Aug 2023
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DTCwordfan

Circus Joke 3

The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting... Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another...
18:25 Wed 09th Aug 20234 answers, last by Ken4155 11:14 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx hope all is well wherever you are..nice day yesterday ..made a welcome change as I traipsed around the shops ! lol..visitors coming tomorrow so it will be getting...
04:43 Thu 10th Aug 20238 answers, last by divegirl 08:02 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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Hopkirk

Witness

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce crashed into one loaded with quinoa. A reporter asked a witness to describe what happened, but he replied "It's hard to say"....
16:34 Wed 09th Aug 20237 answers, last by Geoffrey13 18:10 Wed 09th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx shopping for me today so everything crossed it stays dry ! looking not bad just now...have a good one wherever you are...
05:49 Wed 09th Aug 202324 answers, last by Bobbisox1 20:13 Wed 09th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx looking not bad out there for now.. hope to get out and get a bit done..have a good one all xx
06:06 Tue 08th Aug 202312 answers, last by murraymints 08:38 Tue 08th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning birdies xx hope you are all well..internet problems here today..but the sun is peeping through.lol..have a great day whatever you are doing xx...
06:56 Mon 07th Aug 202322 answers, last by ynnafymmi 14:17 Mon 07th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Sunday morning birdies xx spent most of yesterday up a ladder painting..so well pooped... and it is still raining cats and dogs after a very short reprieve yesterday morning.. new vertical blind...
05:22 Sun 06th Aug 202318 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:27 Sun 06th Aug 2023
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Chipchopper

Used

I bought a second hand car the other day, the floor had completely rusted away, it's not much to look at, but it's a great little runabout
08:03 Sat 05th Aug 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:55 Sat 05th Aug 2023
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douglas9401

Elk And Safety Gone Mad

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66415545...
19:36 Sat 05th Aug 202312 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:08 Sun 06th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Gooooood Saturday morning birdies xx a niceish day yesterday...eventually...and I managed to get a fair bit done in the garden...and certainly feeling like I have been in the ring with Mike Tyson this...
05:10 Sat 05th Aug 202317 answers, last by William51 08:54 Sat 05th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Friday morning birdies xx rain stopped for a short while yesterday and allowed me a wee bit of work in the garden..however ...short lived..was invited out for dinner so that really brightened the...
05:33 Fri 04th Aug 202320 answers, last by murraymints 07:59 Fri 04th Aug 2023
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Treacle71

How Do You Thank Someone For Cooked Food?

My coworker, bless her, brought me in a homemade curry that she cooked. I brought it home, but it was inedible. She wants me to let her know what I thought of it, but I can hardly tell her it went in...
23:03 Thu 03rd Aug 202317 answers, last by Treacle71 07:19 Fri 04th Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx shopping for me today..in the rain..it is of biblical proportions now...and becoming very destructive to the gardens and outlying farm areas..a lot of flooding and...
05:01 Thu 03rd Aug 202324 answers, last by William51 08:31 Thu 03rd Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx really need that second giraffe for the Ark ! More of the same today..gloomy and dreich.. another inside day here unless you're a duck ! Have a great day xx...
05:32 Wed 02nd Aug 202330 answers, last by lady-janine 08:07 Wed 02nd Aug 2023
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thelewisgang

This Weed...

I am trying to find out what this weed is. It has, in recent weeks, decided to like my garden, sprouting up between the slabs and borders between slate. It is really coarse. https://ibb.co/w0D8fp7...
22:04 Tue 01st Aug 202312 answers, last by thelewisgang 11:58 Wed 02nd Aug 2023
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Bobbisox1

Fantastic Breakthrough,

for those who are dealing with this horrible disease and those who've survived it like Chris and my own daughter, I pray this is the breakthrough we have waited for...
17:04 Tue 01st Aug 20239 answers, last by Chipchopper 04:59 Wed 02nd Aug 2023
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Rondy

There's More

I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?” She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.” “Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here." ___ I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the...
13:00 Mon 31st Jul 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:52 Tue 01st Aug 2023
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maggiebee

Question

What do you call a podgy psychic? A four-chin teller....
13:59 Sun 30th Jul 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:58 Tue 01st Aug 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx at the risk of sounding like a stuck record...here we go again..more wet stuff... becoming quite destructive now...on the bright side I had an unexpected visitor...
05:05 Tue 01st Aug 202327 answers, last by murraymints 07:54 Tue 01st Aug 2023

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