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Bazile

Help With Your Shopping Sir

A camelid is at the checkout in a supermarket putting his shopping away , from the conveyor belt A friendly store employee asks him - '' Would you like some assistance with your shopping sir ? ''...
15:16 Wed 06th Feb 20197 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:45 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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jw47

Plastic Carrier Bags

My sister and I both volunteer in different Charity Shops. Her one has said they must charge for all carrier bags given out even the old supermarket ones that have been given in with donated goods. I...
13:07 Mon 04th Feb 201912 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:43 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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marval

My Friend

My friend reckons every time he goes to the local skip, he hears voices. I have been and I have never heard such rubbish....
15:36 Tue 05th Feb 20197 answers, last by Arrods 17:42 Tue 05th Feb 2019
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marval

Tv Channel

Did you know that in the UK there is an entire TV channel devoted to hair-dressing? It is good; I have seen the highlights....
23:19 Mon 04th Feb 201919 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:08 Tue 05th Feb 2019
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MrsLadyBug

Tadpoles

My son kept a few tadpoles last year to show his son how they develop. they were released when they got heir legs and were fully developed. Today now while tidying up in yard he noticed a large...
19:17 Mon 04th Feb 20199 answers, last by rowanwitch 08:59 Tue 05th Feb 2019
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Patsy33

My Garden..

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
18:52 Mon 04th Feb 201913 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:41 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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maggiebee

Exercise

Exercise for the Over 60s Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room on each side. With a 5lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight from your sides and hold...
11:55 Mon 04th Feb 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 12:05 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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johnny.5

I Was In The Car Showroom Earlier

when the car sales man came over to me and said "Good afternoon sir what are you looking for ?" I replied "BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY!"...
00:20 Mon 04th Feb 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:51 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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ABSpareEditor

Thyme To Garden - February 2019

With winter in full swing and our gardens frozen over, what are you doing to keep busy?
16:34 Thu 31st Jan 20199 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:59 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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marval

Paddy's Antique

Paddy drags a large box all the way to the Antiques Roadshow which is appearing in his town that week. "Where did you get this?" asks the expert. "It's been in our loft for 80 years," says Paddy. "I...
22:34 Fri 01st Feb 20195 answers, last by marval 18:54 Sat 02nd Feb 2019
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spathiphyllum

Ethical Friend

Friend: Hey man you tried flax seeds? Me: Nope.. Friend: I've started flossing my teeth with bamboo fibres to save the environment Me: Friend: We only use hand soap because liquid soap usually comes...
16:33 Mon 28th Jan 20194 answers, last by spathiphyllum 10:58 Wed 30th Jan 2019
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Chipchopper

In The Cake Shop...

A man walks into a cake shop and asks: How much is the smaller of those two small cakes, you have there ?" That'l be £2:50 for the Victoria sponge. "What about the larger cake, beside it" That'l be...
11:02 Mon 28th Jan 20199 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:33 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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Tilly2

I Saw Two Wild Otters Today!

...on the local boating lake. What a privilege that was. Thrilling!...
20:51 Fri 25th Jan 201936 answers, last by sanmac 21:33 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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Prudie

Birds Down The Chimney

I got home from work yesterday to find a jackdaw in my conservatory. That's the 4th one in about 3 months that's come down the chimney. Who do you call to fit one of those things - a sweep or a...
21:09 Fri 25th Jan 201944 answers, last by diddlydo 18:32 Sun 27th Jan 2019
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Canary42

This Made Me Chuckle

In the New Statesman's [i] This England [i] feature, comes this extract from Metro :- A heavily tattooed motorist was convicted of drug driving after magistrates refused to believe he had declined a...
10:52 Fri 25th Jan 20199 answers, last by marval 23:38 Fri 25th Jan 2019
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Tilly2

Signs Of Spring

The blackbird wars have started in the garden, the bluetits are investigating the nest boxes, the starlings are gathering nesting material and the robin is singing a particularly beautiful song....
10:17 Tue 08th Jan 201926 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:03 Thu 24th Jan 2019
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Patsy33

If I Ever..

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him... with my bear hands.
19:16 Wed 16th Jan 20195 answers, last by marval 18:15 Thu 17th Jan 2019
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spathiphyllum

Lil Boy.

A little boy was sitting on a curb, eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said "All that candy is not good for you, it will spoil your dinner!"....
11:20 Wed 16th Jan 20191 answer, last by Chipchopper 18:00 Wed 16th Jan 2019
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lynbrown

Plant ( Indoor) Suggestions Please

We have an empty corner in our new house made by two large windows meeting. What would be a nice plant about a meter high to stand in this corner? TIA
17:14 Wed 16th Jan 20198 answers, last by TonyV 00:17 Thu 17th Jan 2019
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Bigbad

Mystery Black Birds.

I was watching some sparrows earlier. I think they were sparrows, but I haven’t seen one in years. Anyway, with the group were two slightly smaller birds, but black with very slightly silvery...
16:47 Mon 14th Jan 201925 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:32 Mon 14th Jan 2019

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