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exarmy448

Price List

A young man was enjoying himself in the company of a lady of the night when he suddenly said "Your bum is covered in pimples" and she replied "They aren't pimples that's the price list in Braille"...
17:12 Fri 11th May 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:58 Sat 12th May 2018
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Voltage

Lidl

♫♫ strange beer to the left of me... Cheap biscuits to the right. Here I am... Stuck in the Lidl with you!♫♫...
10:18 Fri 11th May 201815 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:55 Fri 11th May 2018
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marval

I Was Up

I was up before a four foot six inch judge last week. I thought to myself, “Little things are sent to try us.” I am making a fortune in my job as a door-to-door salesman of “NO DOOR-TO-DOOR...
22:32 Wed 09th May 20186 answers, last by Voltage 15:57 Thu 10th May 2018
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goodgoalie

First Swifts

Hurrah! Saw the first swifts of the year yesterday 3rd May, swooping over my village. What a cheering sight: "They've made it again, Which means the globe's still working "...
22:46 Fri 04th May 201812 answers, last by mazie 19:20 Wed 09th May 2018
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Patsy33

Happy Birthday To Me!

I was looking forward to my Birthday Wishes...:-(
15:46 Wed 09th May 201844 answers, last by Patsy33 22:47 Wed 09th May 2018
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Fitzer

Borage Or Not?

My dear wife is convinced this is Borage, I think it’s not and is just an unsightly weed (well maybe not unsightly but not Borage), your thoughts please ABers? https://flic.kr/p/24b5d3G...
20:30 Mon 07th May 201815 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:21 Tue 08th May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Yesterday's lovely sunshine brought a lot of visitors to the Visitor Center, one couple wanted to get involved, so we signed them up and they will be involved indeed as soon as the next...
04:23 Tue 08th May 2018104 answers, last by waterboatman 07:59 Tue 08th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Bbq Burgers

To make sure they are thoroughly cooked, is it a good idea to partially microwave them first ?. If so how long for ?. TIA.....
17:13 Sun 06th May 201817 answers, last by ethandron 16:49 Mon 07th May 2018
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TTG

What Plant Is This?

Hi all. Every year this plant grows very fast and to a great height with tall stems and purple flowers. The bees love the flowers and swarm all over it! Around early Autumn the plant dies off. This...
08:40 Mon 07th May 201811 answers, last by TTG 14:39 Tue 29th May 2018
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Biccylova

Tall Narrow Trees

I am looking for a couple of trees that will not get too wide. The height don't matter but I want evergreen and something that the birds will like. any suggestions?...
17:14 Sun 06th May 20186 answers, last by Biccylova 20:30 Mon 07th May 2018
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kuulteach

California Poppies

do i need to stake these. if so would planting amongst ornamental grass nough
15:50 Sun 06th May 20184 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:10 Mon 07th May 2018
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Beeee

Lace Lady Tree

Afternoon all green fingers. I have a lace lady tree about 13 years old and grows well. However, last year the tree started getting thorny branches and large straight leaves. We cut these branches off...
16:50 Sun 06th May 20185 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:55 Mon 07th May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Yesterday was warm and sunny. I spent some time out in the garden, got the barbie going. Most enjoyable. I'm being picked up a 1000 sharp, I'm told, going to Woodchester mansion. It was never...
04:27 Sun 06th May 2018114 answers, last by zebo 11:55 Sun 06th May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. Stars are shining and it's a balmy 13.2°C outside. A trip to the farmers market today then! The only problem is that money evaporates! There is so much lovely produce on display. Some...
04:27 Sat 05th May 2018115 answers, last by waterboatman 07:57 Sat 05th May 2018
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marval

Fishing Trip

On a fishing trip to Australia, I was terrified when the biggest croc I had ever seen came floating past the boat. Must have been a size 16 at least. A man just hit me over the head with a device for...
21:45 Thu 03rd May 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 23:06 Thu 03rd May 2018
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sherrardk

Foxes

I know where some foxes are living and I walk down every day (three times on a non-school day) with which ever children want to come - tonight we saw a grown fox with five cubs. It was lovely to see -...
22:12 Thu 03rd May 201810 answers, last by snowshoe1 21:14 Fri 04th May 2018
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Chipchopper

Sweet Corn

A corn cob walks into a bar and sees another cob sitting alone at the bar, so he go's over and says: "Hey babe do you come 'ear often ?"...
19:40 Thu 03rd May 20189 answers, last by tonyav 21:37 Thu 03rd May 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's dry this morning. That ought to be a banner headline in the local rag! Yesterday, we had rain and sun. It's cloudy, but not so cold this morning. We've been promised some summer, I hope...
04:22 Thu 03rd May 2018107 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:34 Thu 03rd May 2018
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marval

Wicker Basket

My partner gave me a wicker basket full of cold meats, sandwiches, fruit cake and crockery and told me to take it to the car. I couldn’t do it, I was hampered. Went to visit my Gran the other day...
18:36 Wed 02nd May 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 20:28 Thu 03rd May 2018
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AB Editor

Thyme To Garden - May 2018

Is spring finally springing? Here is your sticky gardening thread for May! How are your gardens looking?
11:20 Tue 01st May 201812 answers, last by Togo 11:56 Sat 12th May 2018

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