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spathiphyllum

Failed Again!

Jhee... If i had £1 for every time i failed a maths exam i'd have about £5:30 by now......
17:00 Tue 24th Apr 20188 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:26 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Isn't It Annoying?

Isn't it annoying when you get something from a shop and you get home and realise it was buy one get one free. You think to yourself, "I could have had two shoes"........
16:38 Tue 24th Apr 201816 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:02 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

My Father

My Father thought that alcohol was the answer to everything. He didn't have a drink problem, he was just very bad at quizzes...
16:51 Tue 24th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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DeeLicious

Bird Table

anyone got any tips on how to attract birds to a bird table? I bought a nice one, filled a grill feeder type thing with peanuts, sunflower seeds, etc, also put some on the tray/floor thingy, but it's...
11:34 Tue 24th Apr 201814 answers, last by jennyjoan 16:10 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Careful What You Wish For

Bobs lawn mower had finally given up the ghost. His wife Mavis kept dropping big hints about getting the mower fixed before the grass gets too out of hand, but Bob just kept on making excuses and...
11:45 Tue 24th Apr 20188 answers, last by Hazlinny 18:21 Thu 08th Aug 2024
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marval

More Adventure

My partner said to me this morning that he would like a bit more adventure in the bedroom. He is going to be well happy when he gets home later. I have put up an abseiling wall and a zip-line coming...
21:48 Mon 23rd Apr 201812 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:23 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Bazile

Funny Pale Of Green

Why does a car bodywork turn a green colour after it's been left standing for a while ?
16:32 Mon 23rd Apr 201828 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:48 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Dutchman's Breeches

I have just one Dicentra plant, which I wish to increase, so I'm wondering, should I propagate by seed or division. Anyone had any luck with it ?...
11:33 Mon 09th Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

I Blame My Mother

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
12:10 Mon 23rd Apr 20188 answers, last by Voltage 20:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

Why Do Cigarette Butts Take So Long To Biodegrade?

Why do cigarette buts take to long to biodegrade? For something so many people dispose of regularly on the floor, and for something so 'natural' bit of paper, some cotton and some tobacco leaf, why...
16:21 Mon 23rd Apr 20187 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:08 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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mallyh

Having A Blonde Moment

what do you call those strip curtains you hang on open doors to stop flies etc .I don't mean the magnetic ones or plastic ones, but the ones in strips ,I bought two a few years back and just cant...
17:22 Sun 22nd Apr 201819 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. lost of sunshine yesterday, but a cold wind took all the fun out of it. It clouded over, but no rain. Still cloudy now, 10.3°C outside at the moment. Could be worse. I went down to the canal...
04:16 Mon 23rd Apr 2018120 answers, last by murraymints 09:03 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Patsy33

How Do You Plead?

In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"...
19:20 Sun 22nd Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 16:25 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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DTCwordfan

Irish Police

Man runs out of a West Belfast pub with his arms on fire The local Garda catch him and charge him with having a pair of armalites....
19:34 Sat 21st Apr 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:21 Sun 22nd Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

She Has Text Me

She text me saying “your adorable” I replied “no, YOU’RE adorable...” Now she thinks i like her... -.-...
17:40 Sat 21st Apr 20188 answers, last by spathiphyllum 22:00 Sun 22nd Apr 2018
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bednobs

Pudding For A Picnc/barbeque That A Six Year Old Could Make With Supervision

Anyoe got ideas
14:19 Sat 21st Apr 201823 answers, last by bednobs 10:21 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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mojV

Where Villages, People Live Naturally And Green

I want to live in a place with following characteristics, please guide me? (A village or rural or city is not important and If these place are located in Canada and Australia is better) First: a place...
16:48 Fri 20th Apr 20187 answers, last by dannyk13 14:17 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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B00

Meet Gary!

https://thumbsnap.com/i/vnfPixLg.jpg Gary joins the Boo household in 3 weeks time! I'm very very excited, been a loooooooong time since we've had a pup in the house :-)...
23:25 Fri 20th Apr 201820 answers, last by Tilly2 17:17 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Butterflies

Butter flies seem more plentiful (in my garden at least) during this resent hot sunny spell. Hopefully we might see an upsurge in some species that have been in decline in recent rears. Already, this...
12:09 Fri 20th Apr 20188 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:06 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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langara

Wet Border

Has anyone any idea what can be planted in a border that floods about twice a year, tried lavender last year but this year seems to have no new growth, so it may have drowned. Thanks gardeners
09:21 Thu 19th Apr 201811 answers, last by mightymouse 19:48 Thu 19th Apr 2018

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