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Chipchopper

Soooo Hot!

I got up this morning and it was so hot, I decided to wear shorts for the first time this year. A bit later on, I called round to my next door neighbor, to see if he was coping alright, in the heat....
12:00 Thu 19th Apr 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 12:57 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Cooking With Herbs!

My new business 'Cooking With Herbs' is in trouble. The bank has called in the Bayleafs....
10:24 Thu 19th Apr 201813 answers, last by Voltage 12:39 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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maggiebee

Bluetits

Can anyone tell me how long it is between an egg being laid and the youngster flying the nest?
17:20 Mon 16th Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:50 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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rowanwitch

Plant For The Keen Gardeners

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pumpkin-Chinese-Plants-Vegetables-Sementes/dp/B01MUFSD5K/ref=sr_1_5?s=outdoors&ie=UTF8&;qid=1524071011&sr=1-5&keywords=melon+plants OMG. I am not growing one of these.
18:07 Wed 18th Apr 201821 answers, last by rowanwitch 02:57 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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rosyposy

Pieris Covered In Black Soot?

It is 'Forest Flame' (well it was, now it is more like 'back of the chimney') it was quite black last year but now it is horrendous, although it is now sending out new red shoots so it has not given...
14:51 Tue 17th Apr 20188 answers, last by rosyposy 23:20 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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homestead

Shredded Paper

Can anyone tell me where I can take my shredded paper as I have several large bagfuls? As the councils refuse to have it I'm loath to put in landfill....
07:31 Wed 18th Apr 201832 answers, last by woofgang 22:23 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Party

I'm going to a recycling party at the weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle..
21:14 Tue 17th Apr 20186 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:47 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

The Lone Ranger..............

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger"... "YOU will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I...
19:16 Mon 16th Apr 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:30 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Race

Had a race to see who could hang out the washing quickest. It was level pegging.
19:13 Mon 16th Apr 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 20:55 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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DTCwordfan

One Liner

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
20:52 Fri 13th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:22 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Colour Change - Honesty

I've been growing honesty plans (they don;t need much help) and this year, they have nearly all come up white, instead of the usually predominately purple colours. I just wondered if anyone else, has...
12:45 Sat 14th Apr 20188 answers, last by spathiphyllum 16:03 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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bond

How Well Do Foxes See?

I read that foxes are supposed to see well, but whenever I throw some food out for them (they sit there waiting for me to do it), they really do not seem to see it and just sniff around the grass...
18:33 Fri 13th Apr 20184 answers, last by wolf63 16:50 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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1rovert

Real Butter

Hi, PLEASE! Does anyone know where I can get '' old fashion tasting BUTTER'',...
18:04 Fri 13th Apr 201816 answers, last by mallyh 12:41 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Transcontinental Train.................

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
14:57 Fri 13th Apr 201811 answers, last by marval 14:03 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Hypnotist Show!

Me and the wife went to a hypnotist show last night . He got 7 people up on stage as he hypnotised them he dropped the microphone on his big toe he screamed out " f**ck me" well after seeing what...
15:46 Thu 12th Apr 20184 answers, last by jno 19:01 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Egg Head

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head. - Barman; "why have you got a fried egg on your head ?" - Man: because, if it was a boiled egg, it would have rolled off."...
09:37 Thu 12th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:49 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Paddy Was Drunk!

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about...
10:33 Thu 12th Apr 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:27 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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lindylou16

A Soft Fruit Garden

Hello. I am in the process of making a small softfruit garden (5 bushes,currants and the like.) They are now in tubs coming into leaf. What i propose oto do is 1. Dig the plot. 2 make 5 large holes...
12:10 Wed 11th Apr 20187 answers, last by woofgang 18:28 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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spider32

Eggs

A few questions regarding this photo, these eggs were found in a hole in a field near my house. They are completely white and about one and a half inch long. 1 Do you think these eggs were laid where...
14:10 Mon 09th Apr 201822 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:40 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It's dry this morning, a thin mist. That's an improvement! We shall see if it stays that way. Just got to go to the farm and get some eggs, nothing else to do today, well, at the moment...
04:23 Wed 11th Apr 2018112 answers, last by murraymints 09:19 Wed 11th Apr 2018

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