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marval

That’S A Good Thing

A young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I...
18:49 Tue 09th Jan 20184 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:51 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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Chipchopper

Birds Spreading Fires

Some new evidence has emerged that birds of prey, in the Australian bush are dropping burning twigs on areas of dense vegetation, to start new fire outbreaks, in what seems to be to make small animals...
18:38 Tue 09th Jan 20184 answers, last by NoMercy 19:13 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Snooker Accident!

A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has crashed on the M25... The driver is under a rest and the cues go back miles!...
07:28 Tue 09th Jan 201831 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:01 Wed 10th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Batman!

My wife left me because she said it was annoying how I related everything in life to Batman. What a Joker....
22:46 Sat 06th Jan 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:35 Mon 08th Jan 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It was blowing an 'ooligan during the night, I'll have to put everything back where it belongs when it gets light. Just a bit of shoplifting and a haircut today. My friends that were coming...
05:25 Wed 03rd Jan 2018141 answers, last by emmie 11:24 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Bathsheba

Spider Plants

As part of my 1970's regression, I have found 2 macrame indoor hanging baskets, and I already have one spider plant which I adore, but ideally I would want one which has babies. Any thoughts anyone?...
15:59 Tue 02nd Jan 201817 answers, last by Bathsheba 00:03 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Shaglene

I Nearly Became A Doctor................

When I was young in the 1960's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of...
19:58 Sun 31st Dec 201714 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:32 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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Scarlett

Things On Leaves?

I have a leafy plant in my kitchen which is probably related to the spider plant. I've noticed tiny light brown marks on the leaves that resemble tiny insects but can't see them move at all. If I...
10:27 Sun 31st Dec 20174 answers, last by pastafreak 19:56 Sun 31st Dec 2017
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Shaglene

A Note...............

Write out a note and hand it into customer services at any supermarket, walk away and wait for the fun when its read out------- Red car, lights on, NE1 4ABJ............................
12:11 Fri 29th Dec 20173 answers, last by Voltage 12:34 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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marval

What Does It Say?

A lady sees some Chinese characters on a Chinese menu. She likes them, so she goes home and makes a shirt with the symbols on it. A week later, she bumps into a Chinese man. The man looks at her and...
18:19 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:23 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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JosephDuncan

What's The Natural, Organic Way To Increase Soil Fertility?

Last year, I used inorganic fertilizers for my lawn. There are some bad things that have happened. My lawn is overloaded with nutrients and wilts. I also worry that chemicals can be released into the...
09:54 Thu 28th Dec 20172 answers, last by woofgang 12:25 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Frosty out there this morning. Should be OK by the time I want to go out. There was a tiny little Wren yesterday, The first time I've seen one in the garden. I rather hope it becomes a...
06:04 Thu 28th Dec 201794 answers, last by Eleena 14:15 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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marval

Drill

Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an...
23:27 Tue 26th Dec 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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mikey4444

Judi Dench : My Passion For Trees

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09jxnv4/judi-dench-my-passion-for-trees I have just watched a marvelous programme, all about trees, with the sublime Judi Dench....I would like to recommend it...
22:15 Wed 20th Dec 201716 answers, last by hellywelly4 00:02 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Voltage

My Wife!!

The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket. I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?" She replied "No because its Lidl"...
07:48 Wed 20th Dec 20177 answers, last by abbadi84 00:15 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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kvalidir

Is This Really An Extreme Haircut?

This poor little boy was banned from his school Carol Concert because his teachers allege he has an 'extreme' hairstyle. To be honest it doesn't look at all extreme to me, in fact it looks really neat...
15:30 Tue 19th Dec 201767 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:12 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Tilly2

I Hope This Works. It Made Me Laugh.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/covers/full/1459_big.jpg...
20:55 Mon 18th Dec 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:11 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Bazile

Pick The Pace Up

I took the shell off my racing snail , thinking it would make him go faster . If anything , it made him more sluggish...
15:17 Mon 18th Dec 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:09 Mon 18th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

My Dad

My dad always told me, “don’t be too quick to find faults”, good man, terrible geologist....
11:27 Mon 18th Dec 201710 answers, last by spathiphyllum 16:26 Mon 18th Dec 2017
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NoMercy

One Year Ago Today

It is exactly one year ago today that my beloved Alfie fell to sleep forever. There's not a day that goes by where his loss does not bring a tear to my eyes and a painful lump in my throat. Some days...
09:55 Mon 18th Dec 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 15:29 Wed 20th Dec 2017

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