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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. All calm and serene outside this morning, warmer than yesterday, long may it last. Yer wee man came back to try and find a water leak again yesterday, he thinks it's in the external...
05:25 Wed 01st Nov 201792 answers, last by murraymints 09:34 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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marval

A Foggy Halloween Night

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears. Bump.... Bump... Bump.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright...
17:30 Tue 31st Oct 20179 answers, last by Voltage 19:50 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Voltage

Halloween!

I bought my wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.
20:30 Mon 30th Oct 201711 answers, last by Togo 12:25 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Voltage

A Skunk!

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks....
07:43 Tue 31st Oct 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:50 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Whats The Best....

slow cooker, or are they all pretty much alike ? Also are the cheap or expensive to run ?...
18:39 Fri 27th Oct 201717 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:59 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Leonard Cohen Fans

Especially for Tilly.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6o6zMPLcXZ8...
16:48 Thu 26th Oct 201748 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 22:53 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Chipchopper

Beef Stew

What is the best method to ensure the meat turns out tender ? T I A....
10:57 Mon 23rd Oct 201717 answers, last by Tilly2 18:48 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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marval

There Is

There is a gang going through our town. Systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large....
22:30 Thu 26th Oct 20177 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:25 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Voltage

In The Supermarket!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"...
07:15 Thu 26th Oct 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 15:12 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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gl556tr

Creating A "garden" And Honeybee House

I will be moving into a ground-floor flat in February. The outside steps to the entrance are about two metres long and the wall upon which the morning sun shines is four metres wide. This roughly...
09:23 Thu 26th Oct 20174 answers, last by gl556tr 11:40 Sun 29th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Red Admirals

On a fine autumnal day such as today, I found it pleasing to see a few red admiral butterflies still hanging on. With little sources of nectar available at this time of the year, made me think, it...
18:45 Wed 25th Oct 201713 answers, last by Tilly2 16:55 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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weecalf

Was Asked What An Ocean Was

Was asked what an ocean was .I said I think it a big deep thing full of water .He said could be more Pacific...
17:57 Tue 24th Oct 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 19:09 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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browndmb

Home-And-Garden/

Leaking garage Have a problem with the side of the garage which borders the next door with water seeping in when it rains. Any help with a solution would be appreciated. Is there any sealant which...
10:30 Tue 24th Oct 20173 answers, last by The Builder 17:47 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Grass Cutting

Don't know about anyone else but my grass is growing like crazy, this year!. My theory is, that much of the rain fell during thunder storms and therefore was rich in nitrogen, making the grass grow...
18:41 Wed 04th Oct 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:58 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Jahulaye

Are There Any Fellow Rootbeer Fans Here?

I just love this drink soo much. I've tasted th bundaberg brand and they used to serve it at mc d's, kfc or bk's at one point. Anyway, I've seen that they also sell certain brands on amazon but would...
22:49 Thu 19th Oct 201714 answers, last by sapelesam 00:34 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

The Mirror............

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...
16:04 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Oop's

I was in a bit of a hurry. when I mistakenly put a couple of rich beef stock-pot sachets in the washing machine, instead of laundry capsules. When I hung out the washing, I was the laughing stock!!...
12:12 Thu 19th Oct 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:58 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Arm Transplant............

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
15:59 Tue 17th Oct 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:30 Tue 17th Oct 2017
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sunny-dave

Weird Light

The sun at 15:30 today - straight from the iPhone - no processing or tinkering : https://s1.postimg.org/7wz0kjxa8v/IMG_1351.jpg https://s1.postimg.org/2hnqnymce7/IMG_1353.jpg...
15:34 Mon 16th Oct 201721 answers, last by 237SJ 20:51 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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jourdain2

I Saw A Wolf!

Just back from a week in the Scottish Borders. We were driving on the B711 (Hawick to Tushielaw) when an animal emerged from the scrubby hedge on the left; looked calmly at us, turned and disappeared...
17:59 Sat 14th Oct 201723 answers, last by jourdain2 18:41 Sun 15th Oct 2017

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