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Chimney Sweeping

I'm having difficulty sweeping the flue liner in a multi fuel wood burning stove. It has a 6 inch to 5 inch adapter and has a sweeping bend with rear exit. The brush (5") which has a ball fitted, to...
09:37 Sun 15th Oct 20178 answers, last by TonyV 23:52 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

At The Zoo!

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity....
09:51 Fri 13th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 16:08 Fri 13th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Phobia!

I have a phobia of French pastry chefs. They give me the crepes.
20:55 Wed 11th Oct 201710 answers, last by marval 22:20 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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smurf

Toads

Cleaning garden up for winter I found a toad,now my garden has a six foot fence with gravel boards,haven,t got a pond so how did it get in and as it has now disappeared where has it gone
13:46 Wed 11th Oct 201712 answers, last by Biccylova 16:08 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Reheating Cooked Chicken

Is it fine to put precooked chicken pieces into a stew, if I microwave it first ?
12:28 Wed 11th Oct 201711 answers, last by Togo 19:45 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Nun In The Convent

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the...
19:23 Tue 10th Oct 201719 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:58 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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Eleena

The Arch Of Wood Above A Window ..

Does it have a specific name please?
06:28 Wed 11th Oct 201732 answers, last by Eleena 09:31 Wed 11th Oct 2017
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gl556tr

Cedar Tree Wood Against Moths - Which **t Y P E* Of Ct Oil To Replenish?

Although one can 'reactivate' Cedar Tree wood against moths by sand-papering the pieces of wood, I have been advised that that I should get a CT oil to replenish the efficacy of them. Alas, I have...
12:05 Tue 10th Oct 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:25 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Some cloud about, but it's dry! Wonderful. The bubble rush yesterday was great fun. Children form two to eighty finished looking like a kaleidoscope of coloured bubbles. Lots of happy faces...
05:30 Mon 09th Oct 201790 answers, last by TWR 09:18 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Postman!

Scared the postman today by going to the door naked I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived...
22:24 Sat 07th Oct 201716 answers, last by marval 17:56 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Many Happy Returns...

What did the octogenarian pirate say on his birthday ?. . . .Aye matey!...
18:09 Sat 07th Oct 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:43 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Biccylova

Cutting Iris Leave

I have bought three iris plants which are about 8 inches tall, after planting them my friend insists that I should have cut the leaves down by half, this seems a bit drastic to me as they are only...
14:46 Sat 07th Oct 20173 answers, last by Biccylova 15:46 Sun 08th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

New Pillows

I went to a Dunelm store for some new pillows.the assistant in the shop said " Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines"...
19:30 Fri 06th Oct 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 00:04 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Can Of Peaches!

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she...
07:03 Fri 06th Oct 20178 answers, last by Shenco 17:10 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The sky is clear, should be a nice day. Somewhat chilly though. Tiggy is not liking the chilly nights, he was out for his supper and back to bed at rate of knots a destroyer captain would be...
04:45 Fri 06th Oct 201788 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:13 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Chipchopper

Fish Shop

Question: What did the disgruntled customer say to the fishmonger, after a long period illness with food poisoning ? . Answer: Long time no sea!...
19:50 Thu 05th Oct 201710 answers, last by weecalf 08:58 Fri 06th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Granddad

My Grandad's last words were "you selfish boy!"... I respected his wishes and became a fishmonger soon after....
17:05 Thu 05th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 14:04 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Mate

My mate swallowed his phone and got it stuck in his throat. I had to ring his neck....
17:47 Wed 04th Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 11:55 Thu 05th Oct 2017
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mikey4444

Anybody Seen Minty ?

Not heard from Murraymints for a coupe of days ?
17:48 Tue 03rd Oct 201757 answers, last by dannyk13 15:44 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Five Horses.................

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered,...
16:18 Tue 03rd Oct 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:08 Tue 03rd Oct 2017

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