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Bazile

Beep Beep

My sister bet me a hundred pounds that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as i drove pasta !...
15:15 Tue 05th Sep 201726 answers, last by Arksided 23:10 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Chipchopper

Slow Wom

I inadvertently flushed one of these beautiful creatures out into the open with the vibration from my mower. It was about a foot (30 cm) long and a soft gold colour. I picked it up and put it in a...
09:15 Tue 05th Sep 201717 answers, last by paddywak 14:23 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Unemployed People

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
12:49 Mon 04th Sep 20176 answers, last by zebo 09:41 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Bazile

Vasectomy

Apparently vasectomies can now be carried out while you wait Me - I'd prefer to do a bit of shopping in the meantime...
15:59 Sun 03rd Sep 20176 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:46 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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horseshoes

Outsize Clock

Do you or perhaps someone you know, have one of those massive clocks that you can buy in places like The Range etc? What I want to know is do they have a loud tick or are they quiet like most battery...
18:14 Thu 31st Aug 20175 answers, last by rockyracoon 08:58 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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Patsy33

I Bought

I bought some Dorito swimming trunks today, I might go for a dip later....
09:52 Thu 31st Aug 201719 answers, last by Patsy33 16:53 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. The last day of August. It's cloudy, lots of wet stuff last night, so I but Tiggy's supper by Tiggy Towers. He stuck his nose out, scoffed the lot and went back in. I spoil him, I know. Just...
05:28 Thu 31st Aug 2017126 answers, last by albaqwerty 09:30 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Blacksmiths!

Went for an interview at a Blacksmiths Blacksmith: "Are you any good at shoeing horses?" I said: "No but I once told a Donkey to eff off"...
05:52 Thu 31st Aug 20177 answers, last by marval 17:42 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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khaleesi

Cleaning Gravel

I've got some bags of gravel that i need to clean before laying.After doing some research I've decided the best method will be to put small holes in an old wheelbarrow, empty the contains and then...
22:41 Wed 30th Aug 20175 answers, last by khaleesi 22:53 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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Chipchopper

Speckled Wood

I saw one of these hansom butterflies in my garden this morning, hopefully the first of many!
18:07 Tue 29th Aug 20178 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:44 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

I Dreamt

I dreamt I had to write my own epitaph. That’s a grave sign....
18:47 Tue 29th Aug 20174 answers, last by Garaman 21:32 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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NoMercy

A Bit Of Tuesday Silliness

People who sound like food... I'll start with: Derek Pakora (Most Haunted charlatan) And away you go... :)...
12:24 Tue 29th Aug 201797 answers, last by Arksided 21:47 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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corylus

Small Burrowing Bees

Have what seems to be a small colony of burrowing bees that are living in a planter in my garden for the last couple of days, what are they? Should I leave them alone or try to get rid of them? I...
14:55 Tue 29th Aug 201710 answers, last by diddlydo 22:28 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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alavahalf

What A Nice Day Today ...

Earlier today I took advantage of the nice weather and went to our local open air swimming pool. I only got spotted having a pee in the pool. The lifeguard shouted so loud I nearly fell in !...
21:12 Mon 28th Aug 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:08 Tue 29th Aug 2017
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Patsy33

Vidal Sassoon

Vidal Sassoon, RIP, never forgot his roots, and worth a bob or two.-
17:35 Sun 27th Aug 201727 answers, last by Patsy33 11:17 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Wife!

Wife:Why do you talk about my weight behind my back? Husband:By the time I get around to the front, I've forgotten what I was going to say!...
19:18 Sun 27th Aug 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 11:19 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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Eleena

Dusty Miller Disease?

I've googled and can only find root and stem rot. One of my dusty miller ants has something on the stems that looks like dried cream paint? Anybody have any ideas please?
16:23 Sat 26th Aug 201718 answers, last by Eleena 15:42 Mon 28th Aug 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Didn't get to sleep until 0300, still woke up at 0500. I'm on the canal, in the visitor centre this morning, finish at 1230 (Might get a kip on the recliner this afternoon.) Some cloud about,...
06:07 Sun 27th Aug 201734 answers, last by Eleena 09:06 Sun 27th Aug 2017
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Dinger2

Sunflowers No Flower

As a total novice first time this "summer" I was delighted when my sunflower seeds began to grow and grow,watering them regularly moving the pots around the garden into the best sunspots and tying...
12:45 Sat 26th Aug 20173 answers, last by tamborine 00:58 Fri 01st Sep 2017
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spider32

Oxalis Triangularis

I bought this plant in spring and being told it was hardy planted it outside. The flowers and leaves were very prolific until recently when all the leaves have appeared to shrivel and die off. Is this...
20:18 Fri 25th Aug 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:33 Sat 26th Aug 2017

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