I'm just sipping on a glass of Louis Delauney champagne which is a mere snip at £10.95 in Tesco right now plus 25% off 6 bottles or more (offer ends 05/12/16) For anyone who may be interested M&S are...
Did you hear about the man who went into health food shop and was killed when a display of vitamins and herbal extracts fell on him? The corner said he died of natural causes....
I got my seed feeder out of the shed this afternoon and straight away a robin appeared. When I put it up the robin tried to land on it but couldn`t. I have seen little robin feeders for sale like this...
waddles into a pharmacy and asked for lip balm.
"Will you be paying by card or cash" the sales assistant asks.
"Oh, just put it on my bill" answers the duck....
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks." "Oh no you're...
Whilst passing through Dallas recently, I met the wife of a cowboy, who was complaining bitterly about the huge pile of shirts that she has to iron for her husband.
Howdy-pressing is that??...
A group came up to book up a slot in the open mic night I was compering at the local pub "So, what do you call yourselves?" I said "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" said their lead singer...
I have just received an invitation to join a secret society.
They claim to possess special enlightenment and knowledge of Greek cheese.
Hallouminati....
I have large cordyline plants which I want to protect from frost I have covered some of them with large protector covers which I bought last year but need more can I use large bin bags are do they...
I often get confused with the words 'naturist' and 'naturalist', they're so similar.
Probably why I got some odd looks from birdwatchers at the local nature reserve....
