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marval

Milk Bottle

I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed. He asked, "Skimmed past your face?" I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."...
22:25 Fri 11th Nov 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:43 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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marval

My Friend

My friend has just bought a Pub. He was going to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Goody Two Shoes." I tried to talk him out of it, but he's Adamant....
19:12 Fri 11th Nov 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:51 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Patsy33

What Song?

What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits? A: "Monet for Nothing"...
19:15 Fri 11th Nov 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:48 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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237SJ

Blackcurrant Bush

In the spring I planted a blackcurrant bush in a terracotta pot. It didn`t do very well because it had gall midge so if it is still infected next summer I`ll probably bin it. Anyway, due to the mild...
15:15 Fri 11th Nov 20167 answers, last by alavahalf 09:28 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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marval

Would Try

I went to the sign makers and requested a 60 ft letter A and the same size in relation to the letters S and K. He told me he would try his best but it was a big ask....
20:59 Thu 10th Nov 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:16 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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mikey4444

Canadian Singer Leonard Cohen Dies Aged 82

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37946654 This is very sad news indeed.....Cohen seems to have been around for my entire life. I can recall exactly where I was when I first heard " Bird on...
04:13 Fri 11th Nov 201671 answers, last by mikey4444 18:56 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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Bazile

Triangular Bees

Speaking to my colleague a young lady in her 40's - she said one of her favourite chocolate is Toblorone ''Toblerone, out on its own, Triangular chocolate. That's Toblerone. ''Made with triangular...
15:11 Mon 24th Oct 201621 answers, last by Candoman 09:27 Wed 26th Aug 2020
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kitkat2

Mallard Chicks

I've seen three mallard chicks at our local marina yesterday!! Seems a bit late in the year for nesting! Is this unusual or has anyone else seen something similar?
10:46 Sat 05th Nov 20163 answers, last by Mamyalynne 19:28 Mon 07th Nov 2016
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marval

Arrested

I was arrested for stealing someone's coffee the other day. I have been charged with mugging....
17:42 Sun 06th Nov 201619 answers, last by Patsy33 20:05 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Patsy33

Mmmmm.

I love all God's creatures. Especially with roasties, peas and gravy!.....
12:15 Sun 06th Nov 20163 answers, last by zebo 19:34 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Chipchopper

Autumn Leaves

Q, What did one Autumn leaf say to another as they spun dizzily down to the ground ? A,I think I'm falling for you :-)...
11:56 Sun 06th Nov 20164 answers, last by marval 15:35 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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RATTER15

I Have Just Aquire An Umbrella Plant.

The umbrella plant has become quite tall and leggy, can I prune it back now or should I wait until spring?
18:15 Sat 05th Nov 20162 answers, last by RATTER15 21:27 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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RATTER15

Help Identifying Plants Please

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/RATTER15/Plant%20identification/20161101_092017_zpsh8b9ftmw.jpg...
10:46 Tue 01st Nov 201612 answers, last by RATTER15 11:15 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Chipchopper

I've Only Just Calmed Down....

Woke up early this morning and as I opened my eyes, I could see the figure of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. First I was afraid......then I was petrified!...
11:45 Fri 04th Nov 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 12:40 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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Caribeing

Dogwood Plant

Is dogwood plant suitable for large patio pot I have seen some nice coloured ones which would brighten the winter garden.
15:43 Thu 03rd Nov 20163 answers, last by hammerman 12:34 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Patsy33

An Embarrassing Problem.

A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males...
23:16 Wed 02nd Nov 20164 answers, last by marval 16:58 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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chocaholic

Local Crossword

Clue Where we used to place our vinyls (9} t?r?t?b??
20:26 Wed 02nd Nov 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:27 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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Chipchopper

A Cheesy One

Did you hear about the guy on the dele counter who painted his wife ? He double Gloucester :-)...
19:34 Wed 02nd Nov 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 20:00 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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marval

It's A Bit

I went outside this morning and a cup fell out of the sky and smashed on my head. Then another cup smashed on the floor in front of me and another one on my shoulder. I went back inside the house and...
19:43 Wed 02nd Nov 20168 answers, last by Tilly2 20:05 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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hammerman

The Perfect Jacket Potato

Need your input, bonfire night approaching, lovely soft inner, crispy skin. How do you do yours?...
22:03 Tue 01st Nov 201622 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:50 Wed 02nd Nov 2016

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