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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside.
08:18 Thu 22nd Dec 20227 answers, last by dustypuss 13:27 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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1ozzy

Don't Worry..

..Unlike Royal Mail and their disgruntled employees, deliveries will still be on time. https://ibb.co/Ns2Fhpw...
04:07 Thu 22nd Dec 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:26 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm trying to get into classical music but I'm struggling to find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands....
07:34 Wed 21st Dec 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:52 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

It's Wednesday and only only four more sleep 'til Santa. I hope those of you who are looking forward to it are feeling festive and are all ready for the big day. I've only got to make stuffing, gravy...
05:13 Wed 21st Dec 2022100 answers, last by LadyCG 13:53 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits" Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"...
10:15 Tue 20th Dec 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 00:02 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Redhelen72

Morning Early Birds

Blasted dogs woke me up and I was in such a deep sleep! Well I shall try to snooze on the sofa. Hope we get an update from Emmie soon. What’s on your dance cards for today?...
04:52 Tue 20th Dec 202260 answers, last by MissTerious2 15:01 Tue 20th Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning Crew. I've been up half the night with a bad tummy (I blame the antibiotics). Only one transient coughing fit so far but luckily I have my chest x-ray on Thursday. I'm hoping that Emmie is...
04:59 Mon 19th Dec 202268 answers, last by LadyCG 10:34 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Zacs-Master

Good Morning Early Birds!

Possibly the earliest post with this title?
01:03 Sun 18th Dec 2022112 answers, last by lady-janine 12:05 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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jennyjoan

Not Feeling Well At All

Fell two weeks ago with Menieres and Vertigo and sustained a bad eye and swollen lump on the back of head. Thought swelling would have gone down but not and so I am still suffering from extreme...
01:42 Sat 17th Dec 202231 answers, last by anneasquith 23:30 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Bazile

Back To Myplace

Why did the shrimp leave the party early ? Because he pulled a muscle...
11:41 Sat 17th Dec 20224 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:57 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally drank some holy water when I took my laxatives. I'm about to start a religious movement....
07:39 Sat 17th Dec 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 14:06 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds.

Emmie if you are looking in I hope the operation was successful. Good morning to everyone else and I hope that your day is full of promises and possibilities...
05:48 Sat 17th Dec 2022126 answers, last by Tilly2 19:04 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Shaglene

Chinese Proverbs.......................

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano,...
16:05 Thu 15th Dec 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 14:58 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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Rondy

There's More

I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop… To be fair, I wiped the floor with him! ________________ I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an...
10:59 Fri 16th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:48 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

It's Friday, yay!! I hope you all have lovely plans for the weekend. How many of you still have stuff to do and stuff to buy before the big event? I just have a few bits left to get. This morning is...
05:25 Fri 16th Dec 202251 answers, last by Xeronema 11:15 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

It's Thursday, so nearly the weekend. Still freezing out there but with the promise of warmer temperatures to come from next week. I hope you're all well and looking forward to the big day in 10 days'...
05:00 Thu 15th Dec 202263 answers, last by LadyCG 11:57 Thu 15th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, “Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”...
08:16 Wed 14th Dec 20225 answers, last by weecalf 20:29 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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1ozzy

G'day Early Birds..

.. I'll start the ball rolling on Emmies behalf. Hope the dear lady is ok. By the way, it's Wednesday.....
06:10 Wed 14th Dec 202242 answers, last by naomi24 08:54 Wed 14th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days are going fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. I am not sure how i continue on with GMEB, though i would like to. My health...
06:30 Tue 13th Dec 202265 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:43 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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melv16

Waxwings

There's been many sightings along the east coast of the UK. They'll be coming to a place near you in, very soon.
14:06 Thu 17th Nov 202219 answers, last by rowanwitch 21:42 Thu 15th Dec 2022

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