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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I told a friend of mine I liked Beyoncé. She said “Whatever floats your boat” I said “No, that’s buoyancy…”...
08:03 Mon 12th Dec 20229 answers, last by elliemay1 22:47 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
06:41 Mon 12th Dec 202260 answers, last by LadyCG 10:55 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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maggiebee

Pizza

Special Pizza available here on the east coast of Scotland today, Deep pan, crisp and even....
13:06 Sun 11th Dec 20224 answers, last by brian j john 13:15 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

How do you learn to estimate the weight of dogs? First you need to pick up a few pointers....
08:01 Sun 11th Dec 202210 answers, last by Khandro 17:33 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, sunday already where do the days go. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
06:02 Sun 11th Dec 202251 answers, last by Tilly2 10:51 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening. She keeps digging in her heels....
08:02 Sat 10th Dec 20228 answers, last by Kidd72 20:47 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend starts here, i hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? i have no plans as such, except...
05:45 Sat 10th Dec 202271 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:21 Sat 10th Dec 2022
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Bobbisox1

Do You Have Yorkshires On Your Christmas Dinner

We always do ….and mash as well as roasties...
17:30 Fri 09th Dec 202278 answers, last by lankeela 23:06 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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wolf63

Friday Morning Moos

This is a happy story to start off a nasty, freezing Friday morning. (I don't suppose the guy who was chased by the cows will think that it is a happy story)....
05:43 Fri 09th Dec 202217 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:49 Fri 09th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?lot. I have a food delivery at 8-9...
05:29 Fri 09th Dec 202253 answers, last by Hazlinny 12:10 Fri 09th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

So she phones me last night, and says “Come on over, no one’s home!” Well I shot round, but when I got there, there was no one home....
08:02 Thu 08th Dec 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:00 Thu 08th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days are flying by. i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
05:15 Thu 08th Dec 202233 answers, last by Redhelen72 09:18 Thu 08th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I spent the last three days alone trying to learn escapology. I need to get out more....
08:02 Wed 07th Dec 20226 answers, last by jno 16:16 Wed 07th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, the days are going fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that you have a pleasant day. I am posting somewhat early as I can't get back to sleep, but...
05:05 Wed 07th Dec 202295 answers, last by Bobbisox1 10:06 Wed 07th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Christmas Came Early

A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
11:01 Mon 05th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:39 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds

I am assuming that Emmie is still laid up after her op, so I hope she doesn’t mind. It’s Tuesday the temperature is plummeting, not a lot on my dance card today other than checking on my Christmas...
05:55 Tue 06th Dec 202251 answers, last by Lie-in King 14:20 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Life Goes On

Being rather short in stature, I've heard all the jokes: "you don't look happy" "where are the other six" etc, etc, but hey ho, must get to work...
10:00 Tue 06th Dec 20223 answers, last by mallyh 10:49 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me. He said, "I’m sorry I’m late"....
08:00 Tue 06th Dec 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 13:15 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Not Looking Forward To The Day Ahead

I normally work from home on Tuesdays but I've no choice but to go in today and man five very busy phones by myself. Two are off sick, two are on leave and one is working from home all week because...
07:01 Tue 06th Dec 20227 answers, last by LadyCG 07:25 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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jennyjoan

Does 75Cl Or 35Cl

On prosecco mean bow much is in the bottle o
15:10 Mon 05th Dec 202216 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:02 Mon 05th Dec 2022

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