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Electrical Failure

Against my better judgment, I used an extension lead without fully uncoiling the cable (wrong, I know) but how can I get it up n'running safely again?

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chick peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only humus one...

Shaglene

Benefits...................

I've just had a woman on the doorstep for the last hour explaining the benefits of brown bread....Hovis witness.

emmie

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to meet up with a friend...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the...

Shaglene

Elephants......................

Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A Elephants are grey and grapes are green. ________________________________________________ Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants...

Chipchopper

Its Only Makebelieve

My wife couldn't believe me when I said I could make a car using spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta...

Smowball

Really Irritating Cough.

A few days ago I developed this really dry cough - once I start I can’t stop for ages. I took a Covid test which is negative, but this cough is still driving me mad. I’m taking over the counter cough...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I learnt today that cat ladies don't like living in Nepal, but cat men do.

Chipchopper

What The......

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender says, "what will it be" and the dog says, "I'll have a dry Martini with an olive please" the barman is amazed and says, "holy smoke, a talking dog, you could...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, this week is flying by. I hope that yu are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the capital is...

Chipchopper

Going Down

The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom. It was so Con-Decending...

HFJL2020

Plums

my plum tree has lots of plums but the prob is i opened up about 20 a maggot in each one how do they get there

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I may have lunch in the park,...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days are rolling by, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar but...

Chipchopper

Courgetes

At least, one plant has done well this year and is producing lots of babies, but what I don't understand is, how do the flowers manage to get pollinated before the male and female flowers have even...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop being delivered 9-10,...

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Electrical Failure

Dad Joke Of The Day

Benefits...................

Good Morning Early Birds

Dad Joke Of The Day

Good Morning Early Birds

Elephants......................

Its Only Makebelieve

Really Irritating Cough.

Dad Joke Of The Day

What The......

Good Morning Early Birds

Going Down

Plums

Dad Joke Of The Day

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Morning Early Birds

Courgetes

Dad Joke Of The Day

Good Morning Early Birds

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