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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate has a new girlfriend, who works on the bin lorries. The trouble is he can never remember if he's taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday....
07:50 Sat 25th Jun 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:02 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar as such, but will...
04:16 Sat 25th Jun 202256 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:03 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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pastafreak

Outdoor Ferns Indoors?

I bought 2 small ferns yesterday, not realising they are hardy ferns for outside. I live in a flat. The ferns are a Hart's tongue, and a common polypody. My indoor ferns do well in my shaded east...
12:00 Thu 23rd Jun 20225 answers, last by pastafreak 10:52 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was a one night stand....
07:04 Fri 24th Jun 20229 answers, last by Smowball 09:34 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Chipchopper

Leaky Rain Butt

Does anyone know how to keep an old oak barrel watertight ?
21:59 Wed 22nd Jun 20228 answers, last by William51 08:59 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I only have a few chores...
04:36 Fri 24th Jun 202294 answers, last by emmie 08:20 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Khandro

Drinking Beer Directly From The Bottle

Isn't it a disgusting, ugly & filthy habit? It seems to be now the norm now, even with women, in American movies. Surely no AnswerBankers would do such a thing .... err, would they? Where did it come...
07:36 Thu 23rd Jun 202284 answers, last by sandra4444 08:59 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow "Do you mind if I say a word?" The widow replies "Please do" "Bargain" he says. She says "Thanks, that means a great deal"...
06:59 Thu 23rd Jun 202211 answers, last by Ken4155 17:39 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is rolling along. I hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is a heady...
04:37 Thu 23rd Jun 202271 answers, last by emmie 08:13 Thu 23rd Jun 2022
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cleoval

Growing Lettuce/Endive For Beginners.?

hi i am a beginner to growing veg. i want to grow lettuce/Endive from seeds in planters. What do i use in the planters please for success.? Do i use multi purpose compost. ? Thanks.
23:14 Mon 20th Jun 20222 answers, last by Redhelen72 08:32 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My cat has just eaten three mallards. He's a duck filled fatty puss....
06:47 Wed 22nd Jun 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 10:26 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday mid week already, i hope that you are as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today. I am going to Moorfields eye hospital, after...
04:21 Wed 22nd Jun 202253 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:56 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat....
06:44 Tue 21st Jun 202217 answers, last by zebo 20:47 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already and the days are rolling on, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have thing planned for today? I have a food shop coming at 9 or...
04:52 Tue 21st Jun 202251 answers, last by Smowball 08:37 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and start of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar,...
04:23 Mon 20th Jun 202266 answers, last by CloudyStxrs 04:55 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I caught my son chewing an electrical cable, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
08:25 Sun 19th Jun 20227 answers, last by Bazile 15:54 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Rondy

Looking For Neal

A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
11:51 Sat 18th Jun 20224 answers, last by emmie 05:27 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where do the days go - i hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have my weekly phone call with my...
04:20 Sun 19th Jun 202228 answers, last by emmie 08:17 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The man who invented Strepsils has died. Apparently there will be no coffin at his funeral....
07:34 Sat 18th Jun 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:38 Sat 18th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? The forecast for the capital is 26c...
04:23 Sat 18th Jun 202271 answers, last by murraymints 17:54 Sat 18th Jun 2022

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