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Canary42

Ouch !

When my friend parked in a hospital car park, the attendant came up and said “This car park is for badge holders only”. My friend replied, “That's fine, I’ve got a bad shoulder”...
01:09 Sun 01st May 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 15:55 Sun 01st May 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the days are flying by, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Anything planned for today?...
04:33 Sun 01st May 202233 answers, last by lady-janine 08:38 Sun 01st May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally sat on the wife's hair dryer. That put the wind up me....
08:51 Sat 30th Apr 20224 answers, last by gulliver1 12:29 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Buzz Off

I went to my tool shed to get some tools out, and noticed some wasps busily building a nest, hanging down from the roof. While at the hard wear store, I picked up a can of insecticide and asked "is...
06:43 Fri 29th Apr 20226 answers, last by piggynose 07:12 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

News Just In

A van shed its load of dirty laundry while attempting to overtake an articulated lorry on the motorway. Police were at the scene measuring the skid marks....
07:24 Fri 29th Apr 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:36 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
04:50 Sat 30th Apr 202230 answers, last by emmie 08:18 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went to the doctor and said I'm frightened of lapels. He said you've got cholera....
06:31 Fri 29th Apr 20225 answers, last by gulliver1 16:57 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Anything planned for today?...
04:27 Fri 29th Apr 202256 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:06 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Wedding Blues?

"How did you meet your husband?" "I'm a chemist and he came in to buy condoms. He asked for XXXXXL. It was only after we married that I realised he stuttered!"...
12:20 Thu 28th Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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grandpajoe

Qualcast Hedge Trimmer Spares??

It seems almost impossible to get to speak to someone who can locate a spare part for my 480 Qualcast hedge trimmer!1 The latest firm i contacted referred me to ARGOS so no luck there Has anyone been...
14:38 Thu 28th Apr 20225 answers, last by grandpajoe 20:54 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world....
07:20 Thu 28th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:22 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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Shaglene

Whoopee..............

A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke..............
19:16 Wed 27th Apr 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:20 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is slipping by, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, anything planned for today? I have my online shop to sort out later and...
04:28 Thu 28th Apr 202251 answers, last by lady-janine 08:47 Thu 28th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are flying by, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have have any plans for today? A friend is dropping by later on...
04:33 Wed 27th Apr 202251 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:07 Wed 27th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet....
06:47 Tue 26th Apr 20226 answers, last by zebo 12:01 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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willyboy

I've Got A Yukka And It's A Blimmin' Big ............ Plant!

It must be over 6ft tall now, and the leaves are lethal. However, the lower leaves are starting and/or becoming rotten. Can l just cut them back just to remove the "bad" parts? Thank you...
14:47 Mon 25th Apr 202210 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:56 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are certainly going fast. I hope that you are in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
04:27 Tue 26th Apr 202248 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:17 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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Chipchopper

Online Shopping

Is it usual to be told the prices have gone up when you come to pay for items at the checkout ?
13:48 Mon 25th Apr 202210 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:19 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the working week starts here for some of you, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
04:31 Mon 25th Apr 202231 answers, last by pastafreak 09:50 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

For his 80th birthday, the old boy's mates clubbed together to get him a prostitute. She asked them "does he want sex or super sex?" The old boy pipes up "I'll have soup please"...
06:55 Sun 24th Apr 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:38 Sun 24th Apr 2022

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