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Chipchopper
I was a little short of cash this week, so I decided to go along to my local butcher to see what cheap cuts of meat might be available. "Do you have a sheeps head", I enquired ? He said "No, "It's...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday and it's midweek already, where do the days go, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for it?...
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Hopkirk
I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all as well as possible and that your day is a good one, have you any thing planned for today?
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maggiebee
How can I get rid of Houttuynia cordata in my garden? I have only recently identified this plant which is beautiful but extremely invasive and is taking over a border. Any advice appreciated.
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Cindy1302
Like 2 years ago I worked at someone’s house doing yard maintenance. When I first started, the person who worked there previously showed me around and showed me what to do. They said to just dumb my...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, where did the weekend go. I hope that you are all in good health, if not my sympathies are with you, and that you have a good day. Anything planned for today?...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already where do the days go. I hope that you are all well as can be and that your day is a good one, any plans for today. I have a phone call from my friend in NI, and then a mate is...
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Hopkirk
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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emmie
morning, Saturday already, the weekend is here, i hope that you are as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, apart from some...
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Hopkirk
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down....
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some. I Hope that you are in good health and if not you have my sympathy. Have you any plans for today, i have phone calls to make and a food...
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Shaglene
Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said that it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right. We had six matching balls..................
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Hopkirk
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already and the week is going by fast. I doubt many are about this early but if you are awake, perhaps come and keep me company. I hope that you are all in good health - if ailing...
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Hopkirk
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Anything planned for today? I have no plans for today where the...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the week is going by fast, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one. do you have anything planned for today?...
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maggiebee
The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle It really was a vile inn....
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Hopkirk
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene....

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